Customer Poems - Poems about Customer

Their 1:30 lunch—that is fine But I’m there at 1:29 They said you're too late With glee closed the gate So I filed a protest online ...Read the rest...

Could Estonia help Vlad get paid? He'll claim they're Russian and invade! Better than cash bonds Putin can use their blondes To entice his mark Trump to get laid...Read the rest...

Skips in a line of Customers To attend to some newcomers; A long good patience running out, A long silent voice to soon shout! "Why aside a guy in need wave" While he does same attention crave? CCTV does bear witness, People's...Read the rest...

Downtown broad squares highway out of these places every nook and cranny alleyway, shabby signboard, makes a terrifying sound when the wind blows, we open a very narrow door and meet an old man who greets us with a warm smile across an iron cage we are...Read the rest...

It was the work ethic that did it. He just couldn’t get enough. He would sit for hours and hours Just contemplating the stuff Until suddenly it was home time, Getting on for half past four, And he knew that in...Read the rest...

A customer was so rude Her swearing sounded like a dude Security was call Then she took a hard fall And realized right then she was screwed...Read the rest...

To me Lloyd can’t attend: He does badly offend, Customers’ patience bend; After them could dogs send, So that cries might air rend, One sure to go crazy, When Lloyd’s answer is lazy… I’d pay Lloyd good money But found it not...Read the rest...

I so hate my job on ‘Customer Services’ People keep bringing stuff back “This doesn’t work.” “This isn’t right.” “This was supposed to be black.” And then in my break I checked the newspaper To see what there was in the...Read the rest...

Everyone is slow to respond 21st century...Read the rest...

Customer Service return call within 24 hours leave message...Read the rest...

A half hour ago they were eight, For the attention of Adult Males Fighting; Now, it is worrisomely late, And not a credible single sighting! No compromises with the venereal disease-parading, As every loose Eve is sensibly upgrading … But the...Read the rest...

As a volunteer in a coffee shop as a waitress, I provide customer service all the time. Sometimes I make mistakes, Other times I provide good customer service. One day a customer came in for lunch, She ordered a toastie...Read the rest...

I’ve heard reviews on Amazon Are very often fake. I read them, though, to help With some decisions I must make. So first I read the positives With 4- or 5-star ranks And then I skim the ones submitted By a bunch...Read the rest...

You’re to slap a customer Stubbornly sticking to a thousand For an article clearly worth ten thousand And he to it, not a new- comer: Buyers, after receiving your warm Hello’s Trying to force out your hot bellows, For...Read the rest...

OUTBACK AUSTRALIA CUSTOMER SERVICE Tis the aussie outback, a cocky walks a dusty shearing track, to the only crackling phone for miles around, climbing an old dead tractor for best sound, bout a sheep disorder from an online order. "Gudday...Read the rest...