Cross Eyed Poems - Poems about Cross Eyed

There's nothing funnier than a cross-eyed chicken With legs the size of your arm The Chicken Emporiums would sure love to know The name of this progressive farm Aside from the unnerving cross-eyed feature The implications are really immense Imagine a leg on your plate so humongous You wouldn't know where to commence The cross-eyed feature might cause some concern If the patrons...

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Cross-eyed crossroads had a secret to keep the crux of it was amazingly deep Kind of confidence that makes you weep Isn’t it lucky that cross-eyed crossroads can’t speak?...

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Here is cross-eyed Eagle Stripe Dog Mongrel Luckily he cannot see his own donkey like face consternation galore when he is afoot nonsensical war paints make other braves snicker squaws consider him a smoking warm bird roost ceremonial nightmare when he enters the sweat lodge no one shames him, for he is son of the chief a steady excruciating embarrassment to his...

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Have you ever needed to go so bad That your eyeballs start to cross Your back teeth began to float around You're memory's a total loss It happens to us chappies quite a lot It's the way we usually react When downing a dozen cold ones Too blitzed for making tracks We put it off till we almost burst Afraid to make sudden moves But...

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There's nothing funnier than a cross-eyed chicken With legs the size of your arm The Chicken Emporiums would sure love to know The name of this progressive farm Aside from the unnerving cross-eyed feature The implications are really immense Imagine a leg on your plate so humongous You wouldn't know where to commence The cross-eyed feature might cause some concern If the patrons...

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The cross-eyed goat Looks like such a disgrace, He spits and slobbers His tongue hangs out of his face. He trips and falls On the kitchen floor, Time to kick his butt Out my front door. He hits the door casing On his way out, I laughed so hard Upon his face, he wore a...

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Cross eyed woman had a nasty fall after running into a brick wall she was hit over the head with a big loaf of bread while trying to play basketball. Copyright Cynthia Jones Sept.23/2004...

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There once was a cross-eyed guy Whose symptom he liked to deny He’d always resist His optometrist Coz they just couldn’t see eye-to-eye...

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There's nothing funnier than a cross-eyed chicken With legs the size of your arm Kentucky Fried Chicken would sure love to know The name of this progressive farm Aside from the unnerving cross-eyed feature The implications are immense Imagine a leg on your plate so big You wouldn't know where to commence The cross-eyed feature might cause some concern If the patrons viewed...

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Every day I wake up With less and less of a purpose I keep looking to the sky For answers to tsunami me But with no luck and more grief Not knowing my purpose My path my capabilities No guidance and I only have myself to blame Blame for my faults and lack of hard work My life is horrible and its only me...

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Have you ever needed to go so bad That your eyeballs start to cross Your back teeth began to float around You're memory's a total loss It happens to us chappies quite a lot It's the way we usually react When downing six or so cold ones Too blitzed for making tracks We put it off till we almost burst Afraid to make sudden...

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There's nothing funnier than cross-eyed chickens With legs the size of your arm Kentucky Fried Chicken would sure love to know The name of this progressive farm Aside from the unnerving cross-eyed feature The implications are immense Imagine a leg on your plate so big You wouldn't know where to commence The cross-eyed feature might cause some concern If the patrons viewed this...

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