Funny Clerihew Poems

Sir Isaac Newton, so great,
Had the apple been rotten and late,
No physics would have been discovered yet,
No derivations would have ever been set....

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Vincent Damon Furnier
his musical acts are funny
when asked why he is so strange
he could only say Alice is my first name
...

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The illustrious Lucille Ball
For Ricky, she would fall
Left the world a little better
For everyone who met her!

I Love Lucy, the hit tv show,
With Ricky as...

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The man from Delmonte
Can answer differently. Can't he?
But as answers go,
All he says is "No"!

So I now beg the purpose of this task
To put forward...

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President Joe Biden
Must have his horizon's widened
When he practiced falling up stairs    
I'm glad I wasn't there

There was a president from Delaware...

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Al Jaffee
He is missed MADly.
A rascal at heart,
smiles to impart....

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CHARLIE CHAPLIN 

Charlie Chaplin, long gone 
But his memory lingers on. 
When he went to heaven, 
Left children - eleven...

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Well, I remember my Mom as the Iron lady forever
I fear no more her strictest rules
I am now back on stage with this clerihew
I was...

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With the 'Unknown Comic' he would dare us
  But Chuckie Barris never scared us

     JP 'Mor-gon' teased viewers with ruby...

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Many children asked for funny stories before bed time.
  We did it.
More children love to hear praises than excuses.
  We did it.
More and...

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I went to a church filled with white
Beds of roses scattered in the site
I stepped aside for the dashing bride
Coming down the aisle, a rushing...

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Carly Simon

Songstress, big hair, and a huge smile
Cheshire cat teeth you can see across the Nile

You’re So Vain—Just might be about Jagger
Love her—Itsy-Bitsy Spider—and all...

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Carol Brady 
was a real cool lady
that included the likes
of three kids from Mike

Alice the maid
I’m sure she  prayed
for a few days off
when those...

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Laurel and Hardy

       Stan Laurel
       Playing clumsy funny squirrel
    ...

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Frasier Crane
had a hyperactive brain
loved all things suave and debonair
but not a fan of his dad's armchair

Martin Crane
got by with his dog and cane
was a...

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