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Chubs Poems - Poems about Chubs


Premium Member Ma, Pet Assassin
...Chubs is gravely flat. We remove our hats. Her wheel deflated him— Chubs, my cuddly cat. Flounder is lying flat, ambling on his back. Her croutons choked him— Flounder, my friendly catfish. ......

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Categories: chubs, animal, humor, repetition,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Chubs
...Chub wears a miniature Santa Suit Within the circle, he is in cahoots With several friends, they know what to do They tell on each other and themselves too He is standing on a snail. Isn’t that......

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Categories: chubs, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme



My Bianca Little Red Chubs Mcmonkey Just Got Engaged
...I know I was only kidding myself I am not that stupid and knew this day was coming thick and fast When my Lkkel Red Chubs Mcmonkey would eventually say Uncky Chris I am engaged to be marr......

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Categories: chubs, engagement,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bar Scene
...After nightfall I hear the loud rumbling mufflers of youth On their way to the hottest popular downtown nightclubs Where they imbibe too much, dancing, cruising the night away After midnight, the ......

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Categories: chubs, dance, drink, night, youth,
Form: Rhyme
Black Friday Turned Blue-Political Limericks
...For four years I've longed to shout 'Adios!' It's time for you to go, Donald J. Gross Shove those burgers down, Chubs Play with your balls and clubs You're crude, belligerent and bellicose An......

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Categories: chubs, farewell, political,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Sheep And Other Animals
...Sheep next door to 19 chimneys and 'the dark satanic mills' a flock of sheep is grazing oblivious in the hills. Other Animals goblin sharks and pangolins sea pigs, star......

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Categories: chubs, allegory, animal, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Love To Be Eaten By a Puma
...The puma is so sleek and black I have no doubt he’d break my back And carry me off to feed his cubs They would love my fat and chubs. The puma would come in the night And grab my neck and hold......

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Categories: chubs, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The More and Less of Me
...there is less to me than there was before less....rolls less....dimples in my thighs less belly less chunks less chubby chubs Yes, there's less to me than there was before but oh.... can't ......

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Categories: chubs, body, confidence, courage, how
Form: Free verse
Premium Member If I Were An Elephant
...If I were an elephant So big and strong and proud I'd fit right in with any Other elephant-al crowd. No one would call me "fat" Or "chubs," "obese," or even "thick" Because all my ginormous f......

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Categories: chubs, bullying, confidence, fantasy, forgiveness,
Form: Rhyme
Love Kids
...Love Kid's Why don't people Who have kid's Love them as much? As people Who can't have kid's? Happy Birthday To my beautiful baby Bianca My likkel Chubs Mac Monkey baby girl I will......

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Categories: chubs, baby,
Form: Free verse
Lego Hair and Knicker Elastic
...Mum..Why did you give me lego hair.? To upstage my Alan Carr teeth And stretch that grey nylon pinefore Tight To ridicule my chubby young knees And why dear mummy Was my elastic bands so tight As t......

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Categories: chubs, childhood,
Form: I do not know?
Lymphomaniac
...Please Don’t drink The lymph Anymore Hospital wretch Chubs in scrubs Sorting sifting searching Medical waste surprise Biohazard beverage White lumpy lymph Don’tcha dare incinerate My lymph Want th......

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Categories: chubs, funny,
Form: Free verse
As Chubs Run
...As Chubs Run Chubs run like marathon winners Laden with potato sacks Heavy legs, aching backs Rolls of fatty flapping Slap Slap slapping Huffing to get thinner ***Susan Burch*** *Won 7t......

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Categories: chubs, people
Form: Rhyme

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