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Buggers Poems - Poems about Buggers

Buggers Poems - Examples of all types of poems about buggers to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for buggers.
Premium Member Can You P an AI Robot Off, The Great AI debate
... Can You P an AI Robot Off – the Great AI debate The great AI debate video – A humorous parody on AI and AI Robots versus humans. Watch to the end for the final outcome. For my f......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, dance, humorous, parody,
Form: Other
Premium Member Its Raining Cats and Dogs
...My leader has spoken once again I listen with my one ear, on the right I cut the evil left one off to honour the wisest man of payoffs who almost gave up his life for me all so that he keeps......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, funny, humorous, political,
Form: Free verse



Damn them computer hackers
...Damn them computer hackers... nothing but persistent pesky sniveling, snot nosed beastie boy buggers. Data breach conundrum with Gmail rectified... courtesy MacKeeper computer technicians i......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, 11th grade, anger, betrayal,
Form: Free verse


Put A Sock On It
...Wrapped in long white as if married to birth In a plastic box, with wheels on the bottom, There she lay, unaware of her worth Unaware of the sheer amount of hats she’d wear topped with a pom-po......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, family, love, sister,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Seafood Sundays
... *Been posting some heavy stuff lately. Time for a bit of levity. "Hey babe, you're never gonna believe this. Crab fishing in Alaska has been cancelled for 2023." "I don't understand, dear." "......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, humor,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Paleolithic Pachyderm
...Big as a house, Scared of a mouse, With nose that grows Down to its toes. Fearlessly drives tusk into dusky musk. Wisely buggers-off from the likes of usk.......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, history, humorous, thanksgiving, thanksgiving
Form: Rhyme
A Kind of Living
...In Yorkshire, a bit of bacon-butty in a greasy cafe - could have had blood sausage. My breaches are squeaking, mice are leaving deposits. Somehow a few do applaud my slippery tongue. Beer i......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Afraid of I-Cescream
...Afraid of I-scream. The winter trees are calling, to save me, to save me from myself. Regrets of yesterday How could I say what I said, but I did, don’t know why. I wish I coul......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, love,
Form: Free verse
Cheap Nookie Nails Rookie
...The Secret Service don't need to shout They're randy buggers inside and out! Wherever they go The whole world will know They got the girl (reeled in like a trout)!......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, humor,
Form: Limerick
My Old Best Mate Is a Psychopath
...Maybe you’re a psychopath you certainly have the traits I find it disconcerting the picture that it paints I know you better than all the rest They don’t believe what I suggest They thi......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, how i feel, mental
Form: Rhyme
Naming Cats
...Much serious thought should be given to the naming of them, for would we call a Byzantine Emperor Tiddles, Blackie or Patches, would we name an Egyptian Pharaoh, Ginger, Tiger, Tom, or Peanut? ......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Take Out
...Tom Cunningham says its not rash For Russians to take out their trash And the longer they wait The more stink in their fate But the buggers all want more cash!......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, political,
Form: Limerick
We All Need Too Much
...looling for the magic man to change us trust if he was there he would have given up see that hate on the faces but just can't understand took your chance in digitised percentages animals haven......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Hallucinating
...There’s a mate of mine in trouble so I had to help him out. We were a pair of silly buggers, well known without a doubt. You see we thought that smoking pot would be just a bit of fun, and it was ......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Trouble Sleeping
...Trouble Sleeping by Bob Moore © 2016 I have trouble every night, when I try to go to sleep they say it might be easier, if I try counting sheep but the little buggers won’t stand still,......Read the rest...
Categories: buggers, sleep,
Form: Rhyme

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