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Brexit Poems - Poems about Brexit

Talent Stifled
Middle aged man in Docs, vintage leather jacket and grey haired pubes around his cock. Ill fitting tour shirts rekindling a hazy past. Barrowlands, The Bunnymen. Hammersmith Odeon,The Clash. U2 at University pre Bono crawling up his own ****. Danced and hugged on stage with Terry Hall, arrested for d&d outside Bradfords Great Hall, after watching John Cooper Clarke supporting The Fall....

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Categories: brexit, depression,
Form: Prose Poetry
What Was Brexit Really About
I can’t help but notice Remain think Leave want to roll back the clock as if we could again rule the waves with a million ships in the dock they say we dream of an empire on which the sunshine never stops using this assumption they’ve invented just to mock They live with this idea that...

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Categories: brexit, england, political,
Form: Rhyme



Brexit Pandemic Climate Taliban
Remember Brexit and how it was the worst CRISIS to ever happen, since then.... we've had a global pandemic, climate change America replaced Trump with someone more deranged it took 9 days for the Taliban to invade Afghanistan the media kept saying CRISIS it appeared like Candyman...

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Categories: brexit, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Covid Testing Brexit
Remain said stay in Europe vaccinating feeble Brexit said we're walking vaccinating people Covid came to test who handles matters best the outcome would suggest we've more because we're less they have much more to offer but Britain has more blossom the EUnfilled potential puts Brussels up our bottom we got out just in...

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Categories: brexit, england, patriotic, political, pride,
Form: Rhyme
Oh How Then
Oh How Then The powers that be took us into this mess And we as people decided to act Yes that’s right we banged our pans and spoons Screeching ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! You there over there yes you in Europe With your plans and rules and laws and languages We are English and do not want your rules Or to be...

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Categories: brexit, community, england, political,
Form: Blank verse



Premium Member Brexit
Breeding and for that matter breathing has taken over the spluttering world Retroviruses conduct symphonies for nostalgic post-apocalyptic mindfulness Entropic madness gathers its pace as fast as loo roles escape from the shops Xenophobia implicates the roots of all epic evil as derived from foreign strands Itinerant chaos does not adhere to manmade boundaries as the clock runs down To...

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Categories: brexit, change,
Form: Acrostic
Brexit Day
As we Leave behind 27 We stand United free as 4 Our God in the Kingdom of Heaven Show Remain how we Rule. Amen....

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Categories: brexit, england, international,
Form: Rhyme
The Saga of Suzanne the Snowflake and Cyril the Racist Ware Squirrel Part 3
continues .... (for it 'twas by him that she was awoken). 'Dont listen to hate, or give in to fear, He said with a countenance kindly, remember your Vedas and mantras, Let your be life be lived for the many, and not for the few, don't be led into fascism blindly'! With these wise, timely words...

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Categories: brexit, allegory, analogy, england, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Thesaga of Suzanne the Snowflake and Cyril the Racist Ware Squirrel Part 2
And there the story might have ended But the bite on Suzanne's thumb Throbbed and became distended, 'I must say, I feel a little rum', she said and lay down on her bed, but as she fell asleep a patch of fur started growing on her tum. She slept a light and fitful sleep Full...

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Categories: brexit, allegory, analogy, animal, england,
Form: Light Verse
The Saga of Suzanne the Snowflake and Cyril the Racist Ware Squirrel Part 1
Cyril is a squirrel that comes from the Wirral, he looks cute and furry but he's gone a bit feral, Cyril dislikes foreign squirrels, won't hear no ifs or buts, he says the tide of squirrelgrants are going to have all the nuts, Cyril voted ukip and cheered when brexit won, The says 'now we've...

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Categories: brexit, allegory, animal, irony, political,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Brexit
Brexit! The dreaded word, haunts us once again, Oh!Visions of doom, burst and gloom! lies and false promises spun in looms, In Houses of Parliament rooms, To craft election win, And enforce, Brexit! A red- letter day Rictameter poetry Contest...

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Categories: brexit, anxiety, bullying, conflict, discrimination,
Form: Rictameter
Brexit, Brexit, Mon Amour
Shall I compare thee unto a crate of beer, or, if not that, then unto washing powder? Today I shun all things that are austere; soft tones must yield to songs that are far louder. May's shandy was for working men too sweet. Newcastle Brown for them is much more dandy. Reese-Mogg appealed but to the high elite. It's Boris now ...

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Categories: brexit, allusion, england, political,
Form: Sonnet
Brexit
The UK seeks to leave the EU. It's no longer enjoying the view of its friends 'cross the water 'cause it thinks it's much hotter than its neighbors. Alright then - adieu! NB: According to Webster, the word "adieu" is pronounced in English like "ado"....

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Categories: brexit, humor, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
Scotland In Eu
In EU Scotland wants to remain. It has nothing with Britain to gain. It will lose Liz the Queen. But the Queen it has seen quite enough. Time to sever the chain....

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Categories: brexit, humor, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
Bloody Brexit
The Bloody Brexit It should have been so simple There was a referendum People voted leave And Britain should have withdrawn In an orderly fashion; but no. The remainders wouldn’t here Of it and the spectacle become undignified. One would think the UK didn’t exist Before the EU it did. Boris Johnson is an opportunist he is Not remotely interested either way He wants power And...

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Categories: brexit, abuse, age, america, angst,
Form: Blank verse

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