Funny Bread Poems

I would give everything I own
Give up my hat, toupee, and comb
I would give everything I own
Just to scratch your back again....

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The crispy crusty bread
Was as lonely as it gets
As handsome as he was
He had no bride to wed

The crispy crusty bread
He tries all that he...

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London's expensive new bread
Hokkaido Milk Loaf they said
but for ready sliced
a tenth of the price
I'll have Blackpool Milk Roll instead!...

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Growing up my parents continuously brawled
Verbally and throwing things was the norm
This day was uniquely funny
My Sis thought it was not
As an adult my sister...

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I made some Banana Bread today.
The scent of the half-baked loaf wafter through this house –
And even out the windows to fill the neighborhood.
On this...

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Funny the things that stick with you
like gum beneath the table
as the years go by.
My brains goes as far back as three solar circuits;
big bro...

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Wrong bread for Fred

here I am sick in bed
got the chills and aches in my head
called the pharmacy and spoke with Ned
was told of a...

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A Confectioner
A Confectioner had made some Short Bread,
This ran short so an idea came to his head,
He pulled it to make it long,
He was proved...

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LOVE NUT BREAD!
LOVE NUT BREAD!
Come and get yours, 
It is free!

Come and get it.
Freshly baked by me!
Step right up!
There’s plenty you see!

Come a bit closer.
There’s...

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Magic Brown Bread


Baker fully aware
     brown bread baked gaily
          would later cause...

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So
every 
single loaf 
of bread tells
the tragic story of 
grains that could have 
been turned into beer, 
but ultimately 
failed...

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Today my husband said ' I can really go for some banana bread' 
But this is what I made instead.

A gallon of Sweet Tea.
A bowl...

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Hungry Jimmy from Baker's Drift
Received a bread roll as a gift,
He sliced tomato and some cheese,
Added mayo just to please,
It went down so very swift....

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We have no jelly
We have no jam
The children mutter
What shall we now eat?
            ...

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Banana Bread Yum!


Spring was in the air sooo thick that you could cut it with a knife!
As to the Laundromat I went with Dragon at...

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