Bowling Poems - Poems about Bowling

Bowling bunnies sit in the booth Sharing boyfriend stories Oohing and ahhing when there is a strike or a spare. Flashing their painted pointed three-inch nails They wear ripped out jeans with high heels Dressing more like hookers than hookers No ugly numbered bowling shoes for them. They are like rock and roll groupies Except louder, so they can be heard above the...

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I like the sound these funny shoes make slapping on the wood, I’m no league-bowler, that’s for sure, but most folks say I’m good. My buds and I meet here sometimes to bowl a couple frames, which mostly means beer and nachos, a break to keep us sane. The kids are off at the arcade, and yes, they still have one, playing games that I...

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So we’ll go no more a bowling So late into this night Though our arms be still as willing And the lanes be still as bright, For balls wear out the fingers And arthritis shows its might, While the back pains all linger And knees need rest’s respite. Though the night is made for bowling And the lanes close far too soon, Yet we’ll go...

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thunder warms the woods bam crack a lightning strike bowling in heaven...

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Lou’s hubby asked for increased heat between the sheets. She bought thermal throws....

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WE WILL ROCK YOU Growing older Pushing his boulder Sisyphus retired to the valley And there he yearned To be the ball return In the bowling alley...

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Never make fun of a grizzly bear's handicap They can crush a bowling ball totally flat Best keep your distance Even if it's persistent He's trying to lure you in to make you his snack<>...

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I once bowled a three hundred and one Someone told me that couldn't be done I said, "I've done it before... When I had bowled my high score... I had bowled a three hundred...and WON"...

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Two sisters it seems lived near Bowling Green, Each a beauty in every way. One fair it is told with hair of pure gold, Eyes blue as the sky in May. The other brunette, the lovely Collette, With eyes a deep, warm brown, Two beautiful girls with masses of curls, The most sought after girls around. Wherever they went they turned heads and...

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Never make fun of a grizzly bear's handicap One bite can crush a bowling ball totally flat Best keep your distance Even if he's persistent He's trying to lure you in to make you his snack...

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I once played high school football…I even wrestled on their mat but I was never a first class athlete…and I am comfortable with that. My exploits in both fields will never be well known but when it came to sports in general…I like to think I held my own. Which is why when Deborah suggested we go bowling… when she...

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Bowling Full car alley bound Rivalrous family fun Two touching lanes booked Helped all with shoes and ball weight Cheered good throws, soothed gutter rolls Enjoyed fun-filled exercise Family memories scored March 19, 2019 / Martin Brown's Ottoanka Challenge...

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BOWLING ON WII Bowling On Wii Lets Imagination Nearly Go Outside Normal Will Inviting Insanity 1 February 2019 For the contest sponsored by Bobby May...

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Three of us went out to bowl For this is done by many, the young and the old We talked as we waited and stood in line For the leagues to finish using up their time We got our lane, now let the games begin To see who will be the winner when we get to the end My bowling started...

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Cricket is a game of love Full of puns and innuendo As a lass I’d love to bowl you over By having you a maiden over A couple of opening googlies Spin balls should do the trick Middle of the over adds Two chesty bouncers to the mix Fifth could be an angler To draw a lovely catch Sixth ball to earn a maiden over What...

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