Bovine Poems - Poems about Bovine

I knew a filly, thought she was bovine Whenever she talked, out came this line ‘I am man’s best friend’ This girl would deadpan 'He drinks my milk ~ He is udderly fine'...

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bovine humor farmers drinking coffee arbys meet up bull stories waitress has a red face cattlemen laughing...

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I'm Olive, a once flatulent cow. Spinach is all I eat now. That silly green grass is a thing of the past, for a new wind is blowing this hour. To methane reduction all power! If you're a cow too, show assent by a moo. Comment: What could be odder than this switch to new fodder?...

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Eyes like pools of dark chocolate, A large nose to lick with your tongue, Ears stuck on the side of your head, A tail to swat the flies away, Standing in the field chewing grass, You look so docile so sweet, I love cows so walk toward you, Getting closer you look at me, Then I see ....... your a bull, Time to run...

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Rain, rain, rain, unending rain; insufferable, unstoppable; sky-diving baubles dancing, drowning plants, flooding land; keeps me running to the toilet... Fools blame the cows, say, “It’s caused by methane” but, Bovine’s have been around for centuries; blaming them for global warming and climate change is the equivalent of blaming insomnia on a pea! Written: 2-21-19 For: "Pithy Pants 2 Poetry Contest"...

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The pigs want a piece of this action No way are they going to oink this alone They don't know how but they're going to make it happen The only draw back is the lack of thumbs How in the world did those cows hold the hammers? Where did the sheep get all their ideas?! After all it's the goats...

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The sheep in the nearby pasture Heard what the cows had done In the building of their rocket ship And they too wanted one A few of them shaved for pocket money Black market wool brings a hefty price While some went out to Las Vegas To try their luck at the roll of the dice First thing they did with the money Was...

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Farmer Jones set out to build a barn A shelter for his bovine When the wood started disappearing A little at a time The cows were taking it to pasture On the other side of the dell Little by little in the middle of night Hoping Jones wouldn't be able to tell This plans been festering for ages At least since some of them...

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I know you hate a slaughterhouse I know what you eat with slit tongues I know what lures your sly saliva I know what bites your bile and bovine I know what irks your intimate ingest I know you love beefed up truth I know you like cooked up lies I know you pore hot porridge I know you have chimes, crabs and...

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A Bovine Analogy By Elton Camp The bull has the best end of the deal Because no discomfort does he feel Morning sickness is to him unknown Into no hormonal tizzy is he thrown He doesn’t begin to gain any weight But, as before, continues to look great It isn’t necessary he eats for two So just his regular meals will do When she’s no...

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Bovine ailments make cows sad Diseases I have never had Dreams that cannot be fulfilled Stomachs, four, happiness, nil Soured milk from rotting udders Poorly calfs with fretting mothers Coughing, wheezing as they plod Where many a gangrenous hoof has trod In pastures green you ruminate Lamenting your uneven gait Too weak to really go the distance Requiring veterinary assistance Perpetual clouds in bovine skies Leave salty tears...

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When I look at you I am reminded why I always bail in exasperation, offended at the vastness of your sloth. So many excuses for why you can't bother to care Naturally, your lack of purpose bloats your ego to a roaring level of hilarity. Keep yourself behind, shrug your shoulder, maybe they'll give you your very own assistant. No wonder you've been...

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