Bopped Poems - Poems about Bopped

...Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top... spry buck analogous to energizing bunny jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus. Home on the range cacophony quite absurd PlayBoy Bunny herd and f......Read the rest...

... Coco the chocolate bunny, was so soft, furry and funny. Loved to fill her little tummy with green veg ever so yummy! A little shy with big brown eyes, loved to read, so she would b......Read the rest...

...Not everyone's enamoured by my humour At risk of my head being bopped Say things in jest that are taken as serious Chancing of a punch in the chops Like when I once said to a very large......Read the rest...

...Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck Ruled his hare'm nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck, (loud enough to arouse Daisy), the former cartoon character, a pensive searing black kind Roebuck h......Read the rest...

...He hopped and bopped across the charts to the top Until a tragic crop landing put him to a stop Performed Chantilly lace for pretty faces Chase young aces through melodical paces Love notes ......Read the rest...

...A walk around the block in my parents’ neighborhood at dawn wearing mom’s sweater and pop's sneakers with a clown hole cut out for toe infection I was stopped by a cop in a cruiser this w......Read the rest...

...The day my broom bopped me on the head Was the day I left it in a ditch in my homestead. Some idiot came by and scooped it up as treasure. I ran out there and threw in a mop for good measure. T......Read the rest...

...Betty Boop’s Beaver The brazen Billy Bailey, could be such a bad bad boy. One day he bopped a beaver who was busy working by the bay. The beaver then bit Billy near the bottom of his butt. ......Read the rest...

...We've been given three months to leave - How on earth will it be possible to pack Sixty years of family, what we've achieved Sentimental objects we can't claim back Assured the kids we're more ......Read the rest...

... Mr. Corporate caveman, where goest thou wayward hands? Giving boardroom ape-man grunts to the second bananas in command You love talking jungle lewd to the female office underlings A......Read the rest...

... applaud your own my words are stones throwing bones dusting thrones leave me's alone ha ha ha voices through chalk gawking like hawks feathers on ponds pawns release two dollars ......Read the rest...

...Went for a walk, couldn't find my way home Finally walked into the wrong house as I roamed Naked lady screamed Threw a hand mixer machine As I ducked, the mailman got bopped on the dome<>...Read the rest...

...The mirror just told me that he could feel my hair grow, And I was like, "hey man, me too, it's trippy, you know?" "Let's share a beer!" The mirror eagerly suggested, And then I failed a quiz of......Read the rest...

...At the last day preschool picnic There were blankets on the grass Which the tots ran over freely If that way they had to pass. There were pastel-frosted cupcakes (Health food banished for a da......Read the rest...

...I've fallen flat on my face And I can't get up I wanna leave this place But I gotta pick my face up 1st Looking in the mirror has become the worst Cause I gotta look at this face This face th......Read the rest...