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Blob Poems - Poems about Blob


The Blob
Aaron, Karen, Sharon and Bob All went to work at the same kind of job They sat at their desks and typed orders all day Not leaving themselves much time to go play It’s turned them each into a blob....

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Categories: blob, humor, work,
Form: Limerick
Blibble and Blob
*Read it with a Nelson Mandela voice in your head, because that's how I wrote it.* Blibble Blob. Is the bible liable to libel, it couldnt lie more, lie after lie lay on the page and lies pour, so is the bible liable to libel? Lie after lie lay for the eye, line after line the lies go by, but why is...

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Categories: blob, bible, christian,
Form: Rhyme



How To Avoid the Blob
There is no need for blades of steel. Now, missiles and bombs do the job. To warmongers that has appeal. Man might someday be one big blob. Yes. Fighting commenced long ago. It started with Able and Cain. Cain killed with a rock, not a bow. Continuous envy … insane! There were wars before 1 B. C. The Battle of Kadesh was one. ‘Though...

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Categories: blob, history, peace, war,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Escaping the Blob
Keep your tentacles away from me Touching your body stings like a bee Pardon me, for I am on the lam Foot crushed by the shell of a clam Pray you won’t follow me as I flee...

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Categories: blob, animals, funny
Form: Limerick
Worthless Blob
I feel like a worthless blob Since I have lost my job- Lying in bed, depressed not bothering to get dressed. Upon the warming of days Has come to me a new way- I must follow this course All I have to do is ride my horse! A. Green...

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Categories: blob, funny
Form: Rhyme




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