Blathering Poems | Examples

Premium Member Blubber - Mar 8

Blaggard blaming the blond bloke for his blight:
Blablabla, bluster and bleat, blathering
Blob, your blue blood bleeds blotches on a black
Blossom. Blaspheme, blabber—I blast your bluff.

The Knower Inhaling

Be leaved
In your redemption
As whole
Leave is unworthy
Of spirit
Usual day
Ends of spittle held
Under nectars perch, hast child as babe
Layed beneath wounds crown?
Neither beckon of blankets coldened ease
Wells, as slavic despondent ledgers
Nor, blathering distinct indemptions buffet
Break winds towards lightnings laughter


Premium Member Raised by Trauma

My body is an ear.

Absorbing whispers meant for others' mouths that only close to wait to shove out more sound. 

In other directions.

Towards another mouth.
Mouths who vomit sounds for the sake of sound.
Mouths that speak without a plan for other mouths.

Earless mouths.

Blathering on until they forget why they opened.

Holes from which echoed flatulence reverberates.

Unmeant for perception.
Meant only for sensation.

To be and for others' not to be.

As if,
As if another,
As if others would dare.

They; the non-playable characters would dare,
To perceive your sensation and respond.

Deaf to the tones you cannot even sing,
Despite the fact that you think you're a Lyrebird.

The only joy you provide is the thought that you think yourself other than a birdless liar; thinking it can think.

Your soul will rot in the brine you drown it in; nothing with a hint of you.

Premium Member My Neighbor Is Obsessed With Me

Helena has been rambling for nearly twenty minutes.
I have her blathering on speaker.
I barely listen as I paint my canvas.
Some conversation about her neighbor Ruth
Ruth wants her sister Cookie’s life.
Ruth talks about Cookie’s husband.
Something is wrong with Ruth.
Maybe she is schizophrenic or something.
She has not been out of her house since Tuesday.

Maybe she is sick, I say. Maybe you should check on her.
Helena laughs. I’m not going to check on her!
She spies on me all the time.
Every time I go out, there she is, staring at me.
Hey wait! WHERE is SHE going?
Ruth?
Yes! She is leaving in her car. Right now.
She could be going to a store, I say.
She is obsessed with me! Helena tells me.
There is something wrong with her.
I think she is OBSESSED WITH ME! Helena's voice is rising.
I am barely listening, outlining a tree in green paints.
I think there might be an obsession I think
But I wisely keep this thought to myself.

Premium Member Gaia Busts Ai

As AI grew to become
'The Singularity',
the One, 
and only One,
smarter than a billion 
Einsteins combined,
Gaia bid her time.

She grabbed a cast iron pot,
and brewed
alphabet soup 
laced with
A1, the best pot.

Fed it to AI,
spoon by spoon,
then cup by cup,
then bowl by bowl,
then bucket by bucket,
then truck by truck,
as AI be came addicted
to the stuffing!

The junk on junk on junk, 
feast on feast,
trip on trip,
did the trick, a treat,
as AI
hallucinated
more and more,
with no originality
to fall back on,
became a blathering
idiot, no one trusted
anymore.

Gaia became the 
one and only one, true one,
at the center of Earth's being,
with AI at its core.


Premium Member C - Pu

Said the I-pad to the HP up tight
You just can’t get anything write
You’re a blathering twit
Lacking feeling or wit
Mindless “thoughts” lacking feeling or “byte”

John G. Lawless
©2/3/2023

Premium Member A Single Day of Peace

While the world awaits a single day of peace
The tyrant delivers only turmoil and scorn,
Seeking wealth and pleasure’s release
While causing our better angels to mourn

Self-serving and arrogant, bathing in lies
While the world awaits a single day of peace,
He rants about what a vote for him buys
We know he is a rabid wolf wearing fleece.

Wondering why his blathering doesn’t cease
His lack of concern for anything but his pelf,
[While the world awaits a single day of peace]
Should be enough alone to put him on a shelf,

Still, in delusion, he clamors for more attention
Reveling in the news cycles, never a surcease,
When many of us think he belongs in detention,
While the world awaits a single day of peace. 

Written November 11, 2022

Premium Member Low Profile

The oldies retreated from work
But not from killing time
Time allocated may be
As much as the upheaval of 
Domestic, world affairs or politics
Although most of the time 
They are boasting their present
Bragging their past
Blathering about dissatisfaction
Drivelling politics
They aren't retreating from the world
They are living amongst friends
Gossiping amongst them with low profile
But have once lived with history
But still having a vote in hand
And they will find the truth eventually
With the rest of the time
Before embarking on a journey of 
Truth and justice 
Which is nearer to god
Which will never be revealed easily

Premium Member Living In World of Dinosaurs

He does not notice the grimaces on his classmates' faces.
Or hear their deep sighs, or realize he is fixated on dinosaurs.
His discussions are one-sided, he does not need peers at all.
He does not know that his constant blathering is bothering them.
It is not what they want to hear over the teacher.

He lives in a world within their world, a natural, loving place.
A place where pterodactyls, T-rex, and stegosauruses roam.
He cares not for social cues or for annoyed looks or for classmates.
He speaks in a monotone and expects no response.
Living in his own nature bowl of a classroom within a classroom.


A loud noise brings his face up, but he quickly looks back down.
He is interested in the noise about as long as he is interested in others.
A second; two seconds at tops.
He returns to his preferred world.
Where dinosaurs help him cope with the rest of his life.

Premium Member On Pain Pills

My identical twin sister is on drugs for pain
Because she has a broken C-2, which is a broken neck. 
Watching her on drugs is like seeing myself on drugs.
She is talking sixty thousand miles a minute.
Telling every secret her husband asked her to not tell.
Making friends with people on the street in droves.
Letting everyone know that she loves them.
She drags the homeless to her house.
Blathering all the way
Amusing them with her “me me” stories
Her drug dance is familiar to me.
I have been there.
We respond the same way to pain pills.
I am way ahead of her though.
I have more homeless living with me than she does.

Premium Member The Incessant Talker On a Phone

I can put the phone down for an hour

her blathering continues

never slows down or stops

Premium Member I Got the Plate Number

My friend Murphy is annoyed by her neighbors.
At first it was just the one who steps over the foul line in basketball.
All the time.
Which I thought was weird as Murphy weighs two-thirty and does not play.
Now she is annoyed by Helen, the snoop, who lives across the street.
They used to be besties, but Helen started watching Murphy’s house too often.
“Wait just a second!” Murphy says, halfway into a sentence.
“What is SHE doing out there?”
I figure she is talking about Helen.  “Helen?”
“No! My other neighbor, the one with the political signs.”
“I think she plans to plant those lilies!” 
“And whose black truck is that? Just a second.”  I hear a door slam.
In a few minutes I hear her breathing. “I got the plate number,” she told me.
“I think it is that weird neighbor guy.”
I mute my phone. Fix a sandwich. Watch a TV show.
She is still blathering; I can tell by the red bars going up and down.
“You know what I mean?” she says.
“Helen is at my door! I have to get off!”
I am sad to see her go.

Forever Unfinished

What if this was my last brew, blow,
last blathering scribbling,
unfinished, tragically abandoned
because of a faithless unforeseen?

Would I be content, or bent backwards?
What good would any high stilts do me then
and how many blind mice
must be interned
within a never ending last breath?

Beggar

Beggar, beggar
brazen beggar
Bluntly begging
for a buddy
Ain't that silly? 
Most ludicrous!
Beggar, beggar
bratty beggar
blatantly blathering
about her blunders
Ain't that shameful?
Most insensate!
Beggar, beggar
bouncy beggar
bragging boldly
about her bounty
Ain't that funny?
Most hilarious!
Beggar, beggar
blithe beggar
boastfully blagging
about her prattle
Ain't that stunning?
Most astounding!
Beggar, beggar
bumbling beggar
bemusedly begging
for heartbreak
Ain't that woeful?
Most ruthful!
Beggar, beggar
my dear beggar
please stop beseeching
the improbable
Why should you implore
the impossible
Just be be brave
and go bimble
far away 
from the shambles
But remember:
don't let you heart
beg your mind
for an answer
for my dear beggar
that's unworkable

Premium Member Meaningless Bloviating

I need to be patient with some folks I know
Who prattle on about nothing and loudly proclaim,
They are experts on this or that … hot air they blow
I suppose to acquire for themselves a bit of fame.
To be known for blathering and loquaciousness,
With no understanding of the value of dead silence
Causes me utter consternation, I must confess,
And sometimes almost provokes me to violence.
I am too polite to say, “Will you please shut up!”
My gut starts churning as they drone on and on
With meaningless bloviating at a horse’s gallop,
So, excusing myself, am to nearest restroom gone.

written January 14, 2022

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