Betsy Poems - Poems about Betsy

Betsy Winters I try drawing you from old memories but can't get your eyes right. I don't see the body that destroyed my earnest vows. I can't see your warm...Read the rest...

The missus unflagging crocheting efforts as Betsy Ross incarnate With needle in hand incorporating love in every single crochet stitch that's my wife tad more'n a quarter century ago then newlywed to yours truly slowly, magically but inexorably transforming skein of yarn into...Read the rest...

O, do you remember sweet Betsy from Pike? She trekked ‘cross the prairie in search of a dyke. She developed incontinence in Illinois; She was cured of what ailed her by a strange nether boy. Well, she only spoke...Read the rest...

Betsy Wetsy was the doll we all had to have in the sixties. She drank water, and she wet, and she came with diapers. We were thrilled, watching diaper changes on TV Every Saturday morning until we were...Read the rest...

I saw the Christmas pendant and I knew It would be the best thing to buy for my Aunt Lou She loves Betsy Johnson, a decorator with flair, So, I bought it for her, to show that I...Read the rest...

Betsy is “just a cow” most would say. She’s dark rust, almost auburn in color, with large white patches all over her body and especially on her rather long, nosey face. She has deep, soft...Read the rest...

To the Redcoats Betsy Ross lied. “It is not a flag!” she decried. “I'm due at a wedding and all of this threading will be a new gown for the bride!” “But it isn't just one little dress,” with nose growing...Read the rest...

My only true love Betsy and, I are away for a day out down by the sea shore Both of us holding hands, I am with a lass, I am sure I will love forever...Read the rest...

BETSY MEEK AND MILD There was a cow called Betsy She was gentle meek and mild. A pretty coloured Jersey one, Milked daily by a young child. Betsy loved to feel the touch Of the child's warm soft fingers, Sending her into...Read the rest...

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she keeps most salesmen away. But some come on my property but they sure as hell don't stay. Old Betsy shoots the hats off of their heads and she shatters their...Read the rest...

There once was this girl named Betsy who lived on my block. This chick was so ugly she looked like a rock. She had two big titties and a scar on her thigh. She had...Read the rest...

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's something that men end up dreading. When my daughters get pregnant, Old Betsy is responsible for shotgun weddings. When men impregnate my daughters, they try to run. But Old Betsy stops...Read the rest...

Old Betsy is my shotgun and she's the reason why I don't keep my money in a bank. When people try to steal my money, they learn that Old Betsy isn't filled with blanks. People break into...Read the rest...

Betsy Ross of Colonial days Could never imagine the ways Our United States flag would be blessed To fly on the Moon and Mount Everest. May 28, 2015 The Clerihew poem came about in the 1920s and is named after...Read the rest...

Ride by Betsey Dowdy Old Jarvis used to always say That the British will come someday And burn our houses darn them all So on Joe Dowdy he had to call. Joe, Great Bridge, Dunsmore's heading for Then he will be...Read the rest...