Best Whiney Poems

I bought Trumps book of poems, yes it's true
And I really think you should get one too
Because you just don't know
When tissue stocks get low
So,...

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Dear Toni,

I saw you on The Daily Show
the other day
having your way
with Trevor,
or was it the other way around?
Not sure.

I'm also not sure where we...

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I can't make you understand how I feel,
And I've spent a lifetime trying to explain it.
Chances are YOU'LL never experience it,
As you are in the...

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Tale of a Squirrel's Tail

There once was a very impudent squirrel
pretending to be an innocent girl
she wore a blonde wig
tried to act so big
dancing and...

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To love, agapic and/or erotic,
is a positive economic-political relational choice
to trust whomever
and whatever is our Other right now
with open caring empathy,
even when we may feel...

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itch itch itch moan moan
whine wine white wine whine wine whine
obsession, who me?

whimpy whiney groan
tear out my heart - pity me
"grumpalotamous"

wa waa waaaa waaaaa waaaaaa
get...

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I list of joys, “Oh boy.”
Well, (1) I know is I have hands
(2) of them, “You understand?”
(3) my son, took two to make he
(4) a...

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In France a cow's called a vache
A crass bovine who's moo is so brash
Some are infected by mad cow disease
They give sour milk, making rancid...

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Shift
Watch as
Seasons change
And with them go
Dancing while we stare awestruck in wonder. 

Cold
Winter
Cycle starts
Best keep indoors
Now wait out the ice as Demeter weeps

Spring
Relax
Returns warmth
We love...

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BEFORE HE DID ANYTHING
THEY FOUND WORDS TO
 DESCRIBE HIM
BEFORE HE SOUGH LOVE
THEY SAID WHY HE AS A MAN
WASN'T MAN ENOUGH
FOR THOSE HE WISHED TO BE...

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HIC, A HIC, TYBURN 
~~~~~~~~~~~


Windy,
Windy,
Whiney,
Winey.
A  day down a windy, windy road,
okay, me a whiney, winey toad!

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Homonyms: Windy - Blowing.  Windy - Meandering. ...

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It didn't take long
every manager there
tried signing both men.
Looking out for there
interest, calling making 
arrangements. Both men
were advised of what
they were getting involved
With. They choose...

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from the tagboard media group.....
the Kelp Seaworthy Report....

Kelp)......... did you know, that Saturday Night Wrestling
returns to the Mid-Town Civic Center
get your tickets now..... we know...

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Not much about Goldilocks is really well known,
Except she liked to hang out in the woods all alone.
Of other customs and habits we have just...

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I was astounded to find myself teaching paratroopers how to jump.
I honestly have never done this before! I said. My voice sounded whiney.
A plane full...

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