Best Whiney Poems

I bought Trumps book of poems, yes it's true
And I really think you should get one too
Because you just don't know
When tissue stocks get low
So, keep a copy of it in your loo... 

Trump sent kamala his poetry book
Said she'll have plenty time to take...

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Dear Toni,

I saw you on The Daily Show
the other day
having your way
with Trevor,
or was it the other way around?
Not sure.

I'm also not sure where we first went wrong,
but I'm sorry for once having thought you my dumb blonde beauty.
Clearly this is not who you are
as...

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I can't make you understand how I feel,
And I've spent a lifetime trying to explain it.
Chances are YOU'LL never experience it,
As you are in the latest years of your life ...
There's no way to induce these damn things,
And I wouldn't DO that to you if...

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Tale of a Squirrel's Tail

There once was a very impudent squirrel
pretending to be an innocent girl
she wore a blonde wig
tried to act so big
dancing and prancing, giving life a whirl

One day I caught her peeping at my sill
gave me an evil eye...if looks could kill
shot...

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To love, agapic and/or erotic,
is a positive economic-political relational choice
to trust whomever
and whatever is our Other right now
with open caring empathy,
even when we may feel like withdrawing
into suffering,
self-isolating
depressive,
repressed concerns of mistrust and dissonance,
because we have faith 
that not only is this choice to integratively love,
to...

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itch itch itch moan moan
whine wine white wine whine wine whine
obsession, who me?

whimpy whiney groan
tear out my heart - pity me
"grumpalotamous"

wa waa waaaa waaaaa waaaaaa
get up grow up shut up please
want my Wrenna back...

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I list of joys, “Oh boy.”
Well, (1) I know is I have hands
(2) of them, “You understand?”
(3) my son, took two to make he
(4) a pair of eyes and glasses to see
My voice OH yes, to sings a joy
(a hammer and nails to pin down...

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In France a cow's called a vache
A crass bovine who's moo is so brash
Some are infected by mad cow disease
They give sour milk, making rancid cheese
I know what will be a cow's fate
One day soon she'll be on my plate
I will not miss its whiney...

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Shift
Watch as
Seasons change
And with them go
Dancing while we stare awestruck in wonder. 

Cold
Winter
Cycle starts
Best keep indoors
Now wait out the ice as Demeter weeps

Spring
Relax
Returns warmth
We love again
As we smile at the blue sky and rejoice.

Hot
Summer
Again hide
Truly picky
In turn we yelp of the heat, never glad.

Fall
Cool down
Still...

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BEFORE HE DID ANYTHING
THEY FOUND WORDS TO
 DESCRIBE HIM
BEFORE HE SOUGH LOVE
THEY SAID WHY HE AS A MAN
WASN'T MAN ENOUGH
FOR THOSE HE WISHED TO BE WITH
BY THE TIME THEY WISHED TO
 ADJUST THEY SAW NEITHER
HIM AS A PERSON OR HIM
AS AN INDIVDAUL
ONLY HIM AS A...

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HIC, A HIC, TYBURN 
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Windy,
Windy,
Whiney,
Winey.
A  day down a windy, windy road,
okay, me a whiney, winey toad!

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Homonyms: Windy - Blowing.  Windy - Meandering.  Both based on English English.
Homophones: Whiney, always moaning, winey, hic, hic, you speak for yourself.

Composed on the 20th January 2018....

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It didn't take long
every manager there
tried signing both men.
Looking out for there
interest, calling making 
arrangements. Both men
were advised of what
they were getting involved
With. They choose a manager
and signed the contract.
A meddling Scooter Bainez
Came down and involved
himself, told both men
He looked forward to weaseling
his way into...

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from the tagboard media group.....
the Kelp Seaworthy Report....

Kelp)......... did you know, that Saturday Night Wrestling
returns to the Mid-Town Civic Center
get your tickets now..... we know the people In Dolbane 
like there wrestling.. and we gotta line-up
for you!

They negotiated to get his contractual release, and they...

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Not much about Goldilocks is really well known,
Except she liked to hang out in the woods all alone.
Of other customs and habits we have just a splintering:
She was whiney, persnickety,
And obviously skillful at breaking and entering.
No deadbolt or burglar alarm could defy her.
A common criminal,...

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I was astounded to find myself teaching paratroopers how to jump.
I honestly have never done this before! I said. My voice sounded whiney.
A plane full of handsome young marines laughed in unison.
The impetuous I needed to wake up.  Marines don’t laugh....

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