Best Vegetarian Poems

There was a young librarian
Who's strictly vegetarian
For her wheat and Kale makes a meal complete
while her beau needs meat to eat
Says she; now that's just barbarian...

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Taenia Saginata – oh isn't that a pretty name
If you find one in your burger it sure would be a shame
Roundworms, flatworms and flukes can be found in beef, pork or fish
Wouldn’t it be disgusting if you found one in your dish!
Meat and fish need...

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Tofu shaped like a bird
something else made of bean curd
Glub of globs passing for grub
with the texture of slime left from a slug

Vegetarian Thanksgiving
you got to be kidding
If the pilgrims had this to eat
they would have gone back to Europe in defeat
It's just not Thanksgiving...

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You confess 
you are vegetarian
but, why do you chew my heart 
time and again...

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To Be or not to be...a vegetarian 

Christmas in Portugal is a dowdy affair, Supermarkets 
are open most days and there is no rush, and no expectation, 
the hunting for happiness, family union and all that ****. 
We had bacalao for lunch today, and the...

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charlotte carrot is her name

though shes not the one to blame

for a grocer came to town

and in greeting lacked a noun

so a veggie brought her fame.
...

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She is vegetarian; 
But, 
When it comes to
My skin, 
My lips, and 
My chin, 
She is carnivore....

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Chopped celery carrots and
Peas; corn, green beans, too,
Add garlic and herbs, spinach
So nice; salt and some
Pepper, veggie stock
Some rice, cook
Wow!...

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(This is a fictional poem)

My wife is a vegetarian and she's making me be one too.
I crave meat so much that I ate a leather shoe.
Last week my wife got mad when I bought a Big Mac.
She gave it to her german shepherd and he...

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If a cat could talk
Would he bark
If a bird could meow
Should he fly?
Man am I hungry 

If a mouse ate pizza 
Would it be topped  with anchovies
I dunno No I like my fish raw with milk
Yeah, still am hungry 

If a dog had 2...

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I want to be a vegan
I want to give up meat
I want hemp DM's to wear upon my feet
No more burgers, sausages and no more lamb kebab
No more chicken drumsticks gotta fight the flab
Mushroom for me now, mushroom instead of steak
Instead of meat pie I'm...

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Sometimes I think the way we view the world is a little antiquarian
for instance we have words to label everyone…from Capricorn to Sagittarian…

Take Deborah and I…we don’t eat meat…we are proudly vegetarian
though occasionally we will eat fish…which makes us pescatarian.

and since we’ve been known to...

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Here I am.
From top to toe
A meat-free human
Don't ya know 

People asked me
Why the shoes?
I do not eat them.
I'd often muse.. 

But now I'm older
And life's moved on
With larger issues
To dwell upon 

I'll soon be forty
Years a veg.
No highland castle
Or trust fund hedge 

My account...

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A young Jane liked to observe, native birds and animals
making notes, sketches, and reading zoology and ethology
Her fascination of animal behavior, and their fundamentals
has taken her back in time, to work out their chronology

Jane Goodall for many years, lived among chimpanzees
to study the primates of...

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As I walked down the streets of Laredo
I spied a Mexican hot potato
But better by far
A Cuban cigar
With a spicy Comanche tomato...

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