Best To Beat The Band Poems
Below are the all-time best To Beat The Band poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of to beat the band poems written by PoetrySoup members
Zolar the Inet God(after Edgar Allan Poe's "The Angel of the Odd")
It was a tidy day and I sat, replete, under vellux blankets.
Sadly, my tea was weak, the...
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Categories:
to beat the band, abuse, addiction, anti bullying,
Form:
Quatrain
Omg, That's So ClicheIt's raining cats and dogs on a dark and stormy night -
with such a stroke of genius, a poet starts to write.
Inane clichés he's banging...
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Categories:
to beat the band, poetry, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
He Clapped For Us AllHe Clapped For Us All
he could clap like it hurt his pink palms,
regarding us with sacred consideration
promises, words, meaningless, bland,
creations for every special occasion,
words...
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Categories:
to beat the band, words,
Form:
Rhyme
Take This Job and Stuff ItI worked in a bowlin' place settin' pins,
Tryin' not to let a ball break my shins!
In those days of yore, pins were set by hand,
And...
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Categories:
to beat the band, humorous, jobs,
Form:
Sonnet
Riverboat GamblerHe plied the Mississippi River on the paddle wheeler 'Dandy Dame'.
Gamblin' was his profession and three-card monte was his game.
He became very creative at palmin'...
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Categories:
to beat the band, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Things That Bug Me About YouMy goodness, how rude can one get?
I haven’t even finished speaking yet.
Your uncaring interruption,
has ruined my thought construction.
Now I have to put my thoughts on...
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Categories:
to beat the band, funny, me, hate, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Sawing Firewood For My Dad, AgainSawing Firewood For My Dad, Again
"Saw them logs boys, saw them logs
heat for the kitchen, heat for the halls
Winter is going to be so...
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Categories:
to beat the band, childhood, family, farm, feelings,
Form:
Rhyme
High SteaksFarmer Dan, was a gambling man, who loved to play at some cards;
So to beat the band, he tried his hand, at the other farm...
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Categories:
to beat the band, animal, funny, games,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
The Moldy ClosetThe cloak closet was fairly clean
A brief dust would do it
Then pouring rain set in two days
Leaving white walls unfit
Now the closet isn't sparkling clean
From...
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Categories:
to beat the band, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
Haiku 1The Original Sin: Rhyming Haiku!
Haiku
should never rhyme:
it’s a crime!
-Michael R. Burch
The herons stand,
sentry-like, at attention ...
rigid observers of some unknown command.
-Michael R. Burch
...
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Categories:
to beat the band, family, heart, love, mother
Form:
Haiku
Confessions of a PoetConfessions Of A Poet
As the dark hour slays the great setting Sun
earthly fires in the nether regions flame
The poet's heart must see both to have...
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Categories:
to beat the band, creation, muse, poetry, poets,
Form:
Rhyme
Magical SchoolWhen I enrolled in magical school
Ma said good luck
Dad called me a fool
He always thought with my IQ
I’d fix people up,
Not saw them in two.
But...
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Categories:
to beat the band, education, father, school, son,
Form:
Ballad
Powers(On May 1 1960, at the very depth of the
Cold War, CIA pilot Gary Powers was shot
down over the central USSR. Here we are
imagining...
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Categories:
to beat the band, history,
Form:
Blank verse
TextingMy spouse and I were ushered to our table by the Maitre d'.
We noticed right off that it was strangely quiet as could be!
Zombies sat...
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Categories:
to beat the band, humorous, future,
Form:
Couplet
I'M BoredHe could clap like it hurt his pink palms
and regard us with sacred considerations
Promises, words, meaningless, bland,
created for every special occasion,
Words waved like proud...
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Categories:
to beat the band, memory, religion,
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