Best Taxi Poems

There once was a driver from Uber
Who really only owned a scooter
So when it rained
His passengers complained
So now he has no more commuters

Couldn't let a St Paddy's day go by without a wee limerick!!...

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Confronts reflection,
                                    psychotic image triggers
     ...

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A Drunk Talking To A Taxi Dispatcher
Come and get me on the corner
Of walk and 
Don't  ...

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I wait
For the yellow cab
It arrives in the rain
Splashing my hopes
The girl inside sneers
Never the less
I offer her half my hot dog
I may be poor
Even drunk
I have manners
At the bottom of my life
She has none
At the top of hers


I wait
For the yellow cab
It arrives in...

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Where’s your Baba taxi girl,
does she move with mama’s twirl
who’s the Dadda, languid thighs
making money, old men’s sighs,

Waiting for your phone to say,
here’s a rich man on the way,
take his money,  (always pays)
he’ll be happy few more days;

But listen not to false reward
his silver...

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Its easier than
You thought. 

Tacos in hand and
All. But I won't
Eat your flavor
as you are so
Ridiculous. 

I took a taxi
And it was 
Wondrous,
Traveling
and Undying

Like a zombie
without restraint. 

I come undone....

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Flying around the corner on two wheels!

Look at him go!

His name is Fazik and he drove me from the airport to the hotel.

Riding in the car with him was like watching a magic show.

You should have been along for the ride! 

Whizzing around the most...

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A blustery day

   Seeds bursting, time to travel

      Wind is their taxi...

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a face in the night
who's gaze flickers
to and fro
the road ahead
and behind
then to the boy and girl
drunk or high
but most certain
they are intoxicated and
so he takes a right
into a darker province
of the night.

heart of darkness, protector of humanity – has stopped beating.

lining the streets
missing only...

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There once was a newborn named Maxi,

Who forewent a stork for a taxi,

But as he could not yet walk,

And bubble-babbling was his talk,

Driver gave him to a new mama in the Back Seat....

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Taxi violances 
Many taxi owners 
Are always murdered 
For different reasons 
In their taxi industry, 
Crime prevention securities
At many ranks and 
Houses of taxi owners 
With big guns mostly. 

Trapping each others
Due to secret coflicts 
In some  families and
Businesses.
Hate, 
Jealous, 
Envy 
Sounding loudly,
And very 
Heavy...

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I walked to the gate where the taxi was waiting
Checked in my pocket for change for the fare
Opened the door, saw the driver was laughing
Asked for the reason, would he like to share 

He stared ahead, set the meter a' running
Took the first left thinking...

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As we hurry Into the Taxi park
The taxi earlier than us is under attack

As I perceive sound and voices
None is busy around and noises

The life that you will drive
Establishes the always providence you will derive

Worthless is life and annulled
Seems all annoyed

Associates in advance your travel
Teach...

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(This is a fictional poem)

Last week I gave a ride to a member of the Crips..
He shot me in the wiener when I asked for a tip.
I'll never give a gang member a ride again.
I'm really sick of getting these bullets within..
Yesterday I thought I'd...

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AN ILL-FATED ADDRESS

Being on holiday in Athens was truly the best 21st present 
my parents could have given me, stayed with my granddad,
felt great, I traveled on my own, no more an adolescent.
Sad that I would not see my grandma, she died five years prior.
My...

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