Best Stripper Poems

A dark room as lights hit the stage,
I see an angel that takes, 
my breath away,
Her eyes are only hidden by a mask,
I am frozen...

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They said it was time to go on.
The audience claps had begun.
   I strolled on the stage
   in my thong that...

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As stripper I wasn’t too proud
A part of my life still in shroud
What gutter’s about
If e’er I had doubt
Put it on came shout from the...

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There once was a stripper named Tipper
who used tape instead of the snipper.
Duck tape was his friend
When he did a back bend
But his pec’s still...

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I have experience as burlesque hyper
Like good policeman Chippendale stripers
    A smile on my face
    Bare in public place
In...

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The Stripper..... By Peter Onyancha

Lately I have come to believe
A poet is a stripper; that’s the naked truth
Strips utterly and attacks your eyes
You are the...

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There was a stripper called Tipper
Who trapped his tool in his zipper
Caught his nuts in the teeth
And shredded the skin beneath
They now call him Jack...

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Old Jack the knicker stripper
Took his well-oiled snippers
And off into the night he went 
To cause havoc he had intent
Looking for ladies of the night
&...

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There was a man called Pippa
Who was a female stripper
He was built like a tank
And thick as a plank
For he caught his bits 64 times...

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The girl whispered how gross she’s a stripper she has no pride
Her friend replies I bet when she goes off stage she spreads her legs...

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There once was a man from deep space.
Who wanted a woman to chase.
     His space ship was blimpy
   ...

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Out to our secret garden, I go,
No one's looking, I start the show,
Under the Pergola, out of the sun,
Dogs disappear so they miss the fun.
I...

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{Hey, Where'd My Audience Go?}


Broke, Julie became a sexy stripper
Soon her bank account was pretty chipper
  Her boyfriend treated her well
  Then they...

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I settled down to watch her strip,
A beer can in my hand.
Impressed, I hardly took a sip -
She’d be in great demand.

The music blared, its...

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The music thumps, the walls jump
She pole dances against the jamb
Dust rag in her right
Polish in her left hand

House is hers for a few hours
To...

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