Best Skirt Poems

Sarina bought a hula-hula skirt
Was so long it swept up the garden dirt 
When she mowed the lawn
Her hula was shorn 
Now poor Sarina is...

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The site of every creature in skirt
gives him fever
and overworks his liver
with the thousands of feminine  perfumes inhaled.

His magical touch
and mercurial mind,
intertwine their soft...

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Many and many years ago back when
Many were poor and poverty was real
Lay offs happened_momma got fired then
We lived rural with pork, dry peas for...

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Here’s a thought that could be pursued
For the Scotts who would be tattooed
It is the new fad
To ink a kilt that's plaid
Around parts not normally...

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Sexiest Legs Ever In Her Short Mini-skirt

Sexiest legs ever in her short mini-skirt,
new teacher's sexy appeal made we young boys hurt.
Sixty-nine and seeing more was...

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Once entered a talent show just for beginners
It was obvious from the start that I was a winner
Sang Mary had a little lamb
Showed how talented...

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Wake up all you parents
you must be on alert
Laws are changing, not too good
for men that wear a skirt 

Next time you're out in public
and...

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Wearing our tribal skirt
I’m reminded of my grandmother
who has bequeathed me rich distinct cultural heritage.

Adorned with our traditional costume
my heart is pleased, imagining my Lola*,...

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A savvy transit cop observed
An action quite suspicious.
A perpetrator was engaged
In business most malicious.

His newspaper was subtly placed
Beneath a woman’s skirt,
While clipped to it, a...

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An alert in a skirt is not skating today nor skiing either.

I like the kitchen nice and neat and therefore I can have something nice...

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A skirt can sway like summer breeze
Its fabric, soft as petals from trees
A dancer's dream, a poet's muse
A canvas of colors, a vision to choose

The...

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Mama's skirt was pulled
At the helm by the slightest finger:
The grip was fooled:
For the tip of the shortest lingered.

Mama had waved this off,
And the gentle...

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We all want to have the perfect shape, the media
Are at fault, they use the young as their tool,
Making some gents and ladies look like...

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guitar strangs man!
we heard the strang's of delgrin
and were beamed otta our seat's
it's like booty-booty bomb sh4t!
I mean the bassy grooves and the lyrics
they hit...

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A ladies' man named Winston MacWilt
pursued many women to the hilt.
He eyed every skirt
ever ready to flirt.
But he died touching a Scot in a kilt....

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