Best Sassed Poems

I saw a feller today with a sign readin', 'WORLD ENDS TOMORROW!"
Lord! Have mercy! That's all I need - more troubles to borrow!
I called the preacher who knows all about celestial things,
But he had no such revelation (usually borne by angelic wings)!

But I'm a cautious...

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I gave she snatched I asked she 
sassed
I shared she stole I begged she 
snarled
I smiled she spit I came she split
My turn she skipped I caught but 
she sliped
I agreed she'd shift I saved she 
spent
I stared she snubed I lead she 
shoved
I touched...

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getting through to a teen,
is truly a task from hell;
a smack across the lips,
could land your butt in jail!

with heads thicker than concrete,
tell 'em left and they'll go right;
all we want is what's best for them,
why is it such a fight?!

a new day has risen,
parenting's...

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Comeback God sacked a craft sassed to last / 
Grasp no slack or sag with the rap slap/ 
Pressure the bag and tip of the cap /
Coder crack hat and lift that latch /
Off the docket and out the casket /
Almost a tragic trashed hit...

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I have reached a pinnacle pertaining to age
a time of great reflection
I didn’t think I’d have this reaction
when I finally reached this stage
giddy as a child with great exhilaration 

I’m so excited o’er this day
a day of expectation
a shout a great sensation
on my sixth decade...

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I was told when I was little
Of Bad Boy Napper, Betty Biddle
Betty Biddle bad boy napped
Even made a bad boy trap

She filled it up with dirty shoes
Grease and grime and gooey ooze
Betty knew bad boys can't wait
To jump right in to bad boy bait

Betty sat...

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“Hit me, hit, me, hit me, pass…
One can loose money with poker fast!”

Skipping in line, the skipper plead,
“Move aside; let me pass ahead.”

The diner said, “I am not crass.
Cabbage gives me gas…I’ll pass.”

“Driving a car can be a blast!
But please be careful when you pass.”

The...

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On The Button

A sweet talker went out for a nip
At a bawdry pub where he’d get to sip
From a gal’s belly button
Of which he did cut in
But she sassed and said ‘don’t give me no lip’

May 2, 2023...

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Another day, another ghostly glitch
The catholic church stained glass
shouldn’t be as grey as it was today.
More and more the molding frays
I can hear the coffins softy coughing
There are more and more mourning days

Whether or not there was better days,
“Back when there was no such a...

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i sit back, and watch my life unravel, the only sound is, my feet on the gravel, my mind is so sharp, as sharp as a scalple, i walk alone, and thats how i travel. im running a race, but im coming in last, the...

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Silly Masqued Cough It

Silly masqued cough it,
sassed out her topic,
eating her words and meds,
"So long you deniers!"
one sat down beside her,
then stipend masqued cough it each day.

2022 February 06...

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Time Passed
The sky was clear,
    the ocean blue,
        it was long ago

We walked along without fear,
    soft breezes blew,
        with the sky aglow.

Puffed white clouds...

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Susie sassed some stupid scoundrels 
they tried to take her treasure
Bobby blew back barbaric barbs
Susie shook some soot off her sweater
lovely little lights lit the large lake
promising perfect midnight persuasions 
Susie sat still staring silently 
bobby won't be back before breakfast
he had his handsome hazed...

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Fire
Hot
orange

reddish mama
sassed with pinkness
sensualness
enticing my sexy self
marvelous!

cold
ice
blue

blandness of sky
natural calm
surely slowing me down
stripping me of desire
frozen now....

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I hated going to Uncle Ted's house,
he'd sit outside, shine in a jar,
talking, talking, talking to
his friends.  They'd talk so
dirty the air would blush,
and keep right on into
the night, never caring we
were there.  My mother would
nod and roll her eyes
as a signal that...

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