Best Ludicrous Poems

Yellowstone in winter. Canyon Falls, Rutherford Park, Old Faithful. Of all the places we had ever visited, this was his favorite. Josh even named one of the elk after his mother. It was while enroute to Rutherford that we encountered the cow, along with her...

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I
dismiss
the belief
we are alone
in the universe
as somewhat ludicrous.

The Holy Bible states
that the sons of God,
or watchers, and
the daughters
of Man
bred.

I 
believe
that among
all the planets
orbiting their stars
we’ll find life is common.

And aliens mined Earth
and left puzzles
in the form of
wonderment,
carved in
stone....

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all hail the world's bane
ludicrous caligula
terrible buffoon
riding on an ass, an ass
sliding on banana skins

© Gail Foster 20th January 2017...

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I reckon most folks have ludicrous events in their lives to bear.
During my four-score years, Lord knows I've had my share!
Some left my dear long-suffering spouse (and me) somewhat sore,
But we laugh about them now since they've become our family lore!

In my younger years I...

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"To achieve the desire to be liked by moulding yourself into something so socially acceptable you may as well be wallpaper, ludicrous!"
By Poet

Let me explain my limitations 
Under it all I want to please
Doing so means I sometimes warp
Into bland personas to be accepted
Crushing my...

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Loud-Mouthed and Ludicrous

On my behalf this poem have been writing
Hoping it will be something so exciting
That by the time it is finally read
You will have forgotten what I just said.

Now can no longer remember anything
And often it seemed as if I was being
Beyond belief and...

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Speak freely, the words that no one hears,
your rights upended in passing years.

Demand of your leaders, promises made,
campaign trails, like snails, fade.

Break from the mighty, purchased power,
pocketed influence for every hour.

Hold fast to those principles, fading out,
crumbling ideals, swept clean with doubt.

Mock of the mighty,...

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Foolish little girl
Makes a naughty mistake
Treats those hard nosed
With a blizzard

Take a peek
That shameless smirk
Turns upside down
Twigging what she’s lost it

No one identifies
Ludicrous
 The miner
On a pile of black gold?

Don’t outshine
The dim light in the dark pool
There not worth
To polish that shoe

Now shake off: 
That...

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Have u ever been in love? 
                   makes u vulnerable, like the kites above.
open ur chest and opens up ur heart, 
     ...

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Laugh at me in absurdity
Until you die you shall live in infamy
Death has shown me
Illicit things the world may never see
Chivalry never meant much for me
Ruminating over all I'd never be
Obviously dyeing to know what peers think
Until the day I die I will be an...

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Continuous,

Venomous,

E. Pluribus,

Ludicrous.

They proved that Trumped is very venomous
Our poor country as well as Unum e. pluribus,
And oh no;
Again we go;
As usual he is talking and looking ludicrous.

Jim Horn

Here is how I accepted the challenge....

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LUDRICROUS

“A dish, a bowl, a cone, a cloud?”
“A cloud?” I ask.
I’m clearly dreaming, once again,
a craving this strong. “I’ll take
them all,” I say.  The angel says,
“Now that’d be silly, Miss!”

You’d not believe how hot
it’s in my dream. I’m soaked.
My tongue does fantasize
this afternoon.

“I’ll take...

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Madness zips through my head
Giving me loads & loads of dread
Marry me, satisfaction
Divorce me, dissatisfaction

Tag along, positivity
Don’t keep up with me, negativity

My dark, dark desire
Is stirring up heartfire
The afterlife will come sooner or later
I would rather be a ludicrous lover than a loathsome hater

Bring to...

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Shadow of a dog scared the workers who were pouring our basement.
It looked like a giant dog; like a Marmaduke of a dog, like a beast.
One of the workers crawled out of the pit to have a closer look.
It was a friendly dog with a...

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#Ludicrous Lover

(Would love for Beyoncé to sing this one day)

Oh, oh, oh
Oh you ludicrous lover
Unlike any other…
Hmmmm
I wanted another

Ooh , ooh , ooh!
Oh you ludicrous lover
You are a sister and a brother
Unlike any other…

Swing, swing and bring me to my knees
Bring, bring me to my...

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