Best Lasagna Poems

She plunks down a plate of egg rolls
Man, oh man, do these greasy pieces of heaven take tolls
On my heart, dear Mama
Shows me love with food piled on tables that never end
Iced tea, Pho, spaghetti, rice and pork chops
Sternly setting bowls down in front of...

Continue reading...

In the world of pasta, there’s one that can’t be beat.
And it’s made with zesty sauce, cheeses, and with meat.

Put some water on the stove; get it nice and hot.
Add wide noodles, fluted-edged, to the boiling pot.

Meanwhile, simmer your meat sauce. Nothing’s better than
what you’re...

Continue reading...

Layer and layers of pasta
   On the bottom baking dish
   Next is the ground beef
   Then a layer of pasta
   The layer of cheese
    Another layer of beef
     Followed another...

Continue reading...

I am eating lasagna
In an unfinished room
By myself all alone
Music plays backwards
In the absence of moonlight
Middle of day
Somewhere else
I can't see the stars
And I think about Harry
Just ent'ring the bank
Overwhelmed
Excitedly taking it in
Thirty more minutes
Of ad-free music
And it's not so cold
Not in here
Not as cold...

Continue reading...

Its basic ingredients are noodles and cheese.
This dish has been around for centuries.
The origin of lasagna is a mystery.
Most culinary experts credit Italy.
In just about any region where you go,
each place has their own version to show.
It comes hot out of the oven covered with...

Continue reading...

Yummy Lasagna

Sweet Italian sausage kissed by lean ground beef.
Crushed onions and garlic browned in olive oil.
Seasoned by thyme, oregano, and fresh basil leaf.
Parsley, pepper, and sugar shimmers this lasagna treat.

Salt, tomato paste, fresh crushed tomatoes, and sauce,
Simmered all together upon the burning heat.
Luscious layered juices,...

Continue reading...

I rarely follow any traditional rules
when it comes to culinary delights;
everyone should try my tasty lasagna,
which I surely learned from Mamma.
I cook the noodles for five minutes, 'till they are al dente, which means crunchy, 
then I spread Barilla sauce in the baking pan generously,...

Continue reading...

Today was the fateful day
When I took out the tray
Filled with lasagna sheets
For my mom’s birthday treat
My mouth started watering
On seeing the gravy simmering
The delicate sheets I laid
Trimming them with a blade
And filled them with gravy
To make a dish so groovy
My mom tasted with delight
Said...

Continue reading...

Today I will be as useless as the “g” in lasagna
Or even more than a “j” instead of a “w” in marijuana
Forgive my ignorance
I'm totally innocent
Growed up in the thirties when folks danced the samba...

Continue reading...

Our mother made lasagna, 
And then she went away. 
She gave us full instructions. 
We're left to find our way. 

She wrote her notes on baggies, 
Of prefabricated meals. 
And put them in the freezer, 
Under airlock seals. 

We tried to follow closely, 
All her...

Continue reading...

Lasagna Obession

Hear this one Magnificent Obsession
Garfield and I captives of an "OCD" dream
Savory lasagna - our confession -
A gooey, cheesy delicious extreme.

Garfield and I captives of an "OCD" dream
Happy our tummies in sweet digestion
A gooey, cheesy delicious extreme
Perfumed garlic-marjoram expression.

Happy our tummies in sweet digestion
Savory...

Continue reading...

Lo! Christmas feast starts with...
Layers of pasta sheets
Loaded with creamy sauce  
Lots of ground meat, cheese, herbs--
Lavishly stirred in wine
Labor of Mom's warm love ,
Leaving us yummy-fied!





...

Continue reading...

Laid on strips of pasta-
Lush, thick tomato sauce
Loaded with sauteed beef
Laced with onions and herbs.
Last- mozzarella cheese
Layered on top with care-
Luscious Lasagna feast!
...

Continue reading...

Gather your ingredients, it’s time to cook,
Follow these steps, like reading a book.
Two tablespoons of olive oil, bacon four strips,
Or mushrooms sliced, for vegan tips.
One onion, one carrot, diced up nice,
Two celery stalks, and garlic cloves thrice.
One pound of beef mince, or lentils instead,
Both hearty...

Continue reading...