Best Jack And Jill Poems

Jack and Jill went up the hill
With thoughts of making love
Jack hadn’t got a condom 
So cut a finger off Jill’s glove
The glove was far...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
we tell our kids this story all day long
but Jill was bitter and she was savvy
and she went to...

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Endless throngs flocking unto, the theatres.... 
As spending hundreds in millions of dollars upon these 
Fantastical fairy tales ? Creation's tis all well although for...

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Jack was oh so lean and lanky
Jill was all for hanky panky
But things went amuck
When Jack's zipper stuck
In a pinch, she found him cranky!...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

When they came down, Jill magically became a Jack.

Now they could not reproduce...

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An old gal known to us all as Jill
Who lived in an old house on a hill
Going out for a stroll
Ended up in a roll
With...

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Once there was a handsome guy called Jack,
wedded a beauty named Jill, dressed in sack.
they went up the hill
to have a night of hell.
Bloody this...

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Jack and Jill scrambled up the hill so sheer,

   To fetch his dipsomaniac pa a pail of beer.

     ...

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Jack and Jill Went to A Dance


Jack and Jill went out to a western dance
Though Jill did think she would prance and prance
what did happen...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some pails of water
Jack climbed some trees while Jill was picking some pretty flowers

After some hours...

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Jack and John
went up the hill
to make us all a'giggle
They won't calm down
and when they clown
Our bellies are a'jiggle

A lim-er-ick
will do the trick
to get us...

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Jack and Jill went over the hill
'cause the top was very small
They bounced and rolled right down the hill
like a great big rubber ball

They bounced...

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Young Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack put his arms around her waist
And they did something they shouldn’t ought’a

Soon...

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Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up...

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Jack and Jill,
went up the hill, 
with a chemist bill,
saw a windmill, 
fall down with an amazing drill....

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