Best Google Poems

(to the tune of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from the musical "Mary Poppins")


When grandma got her mobile phone
At first she struggled so,
But when she reached new milestone
She couldn’t let it go.
She face-timed everyone all day
In her town and abroad;
She simply had a lot to say,
Got neither vexed or...

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Google my name
To find my aim 
Google my name 
To find the game
Google the dreams of an oppressed nation
Google the resistance of a fallen fashion 
Google the voice of  occupied passion 
Google the graves found in park
Google why Kashmir is dying in dark...

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Google Maps told me today
that my Phoenix to Tucson drive
would last an hour and fifty-seven minutes.
At excactly two-nineteen I would arrive.

But surely it is folly to assume
How could Google get this right?
Even with up to the minute news,
a machine has no foresight.

Plus, Google assumes the...

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I remember the Google Boys 
Such a long time ago!
Working in a neighbors garage
With Rocket Science to make their web go!

So I started bragging as LOUD as could be
Out on the Internet for all who could see
Next came a knock on my tiny front door
Two...

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I've wanted to write to you for such a very long time
To tell the world in general that you're a friend of mine
Though I burden you with questions to answers that I seek
You stand so strong beside me in times that feel so bleak

Not once...

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Limerick : Once a Yahoo forced to go Google

Once a Yahoo* forced to go Google
Took out a leash/lease to lasso Poodle
Yahoo marched his Mistress
Through high-water distress
And for pains was told to « Go ! Doodle ! »

*Refers to beings in Jonathan Swift’s Gullivers Travels

© T....

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My students adore Google so much.
They take it for magic or Midas’ touch 
I show them how it translates,
And beg to follow my dictates.
But alas! This falls on deaf ears,
And fails to conquer their inner fears.
If Google does all work for them,
Can Google act or...

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Before There Was Google

By Elton Camp

Way back in the graduate school days
To find facts, there weren’t many ways

Simply to find a library book
Into the card catalog you look

In little drawers, find the card
Searching was tedious and hard

When you locate it, still have doubt
For perhaps the...

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Now I went to college many years ago
But I'm sure there were things I missed
'Cause some of the words I read today
Well, they just didn't exist

I knew all the words like "thee" and "thou"
Like Shakespeare wrote about
The poems were simple with simple words
And my knowledge...

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Click, click mouse! 
Chitchat, nice!
Mouths shut tide hearts speak their minds
Congestion on the information superhighway
It’s a hard drive for my megabytes to 
Entre
To feed my cybertronic ego 
The fuel for my search engine
Entre
Update recent status, ‘Complicated’
Post a recent pic, 'Out jogging'
I love internet shopping!
It's safe...
To...

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Is
it the
ultimate
irony that
the internet with all of its wisdom 
was designed to
save us all
so much
time?...

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With so many kids in my family
Mismatched socks we had many
Stripes, whites and array of colors

With buttons, yarn, ribbons and glue
Duct tape, felt and markers too
We'd go toe-to-toe creating
Sock puppets of different kinds

Google button eyes and button noses
Yarn for hair, felt mouths and ears
Duct tape...

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Where should I zoom to, perhaps to the Moon,
And on my way will juggle with millions of stars,
I have whispered to a Comet passing by real soon,
To please pick me up, as i plan to visit Mars.
Most of all I want to feel the star...

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A Current Nursery Rhyme

Hey google google
The cat and the poodle
The cow jumped over the moon
To be seen on Google sky soon...

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