Best Genes Poems

Why is diahrrhoea known as ‘the runs’
When it makes you sit on the loo all day

Oh hang on a minute, I’ve got to go …oh...

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Kimberly who lives in the Philippines
Fell in love with a handsome marine
Got married had a kid
Resembled a squid
Think sea water was to blame not her...

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Genesis means the beginning
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The Monk and His Genes

George Gregor Mendel.
Socialized with beans and tendrils.
He never planned to marry
After he and genes did tarry.


© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 22, 2010

Poetic...

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Nothing in me is Her
Yet everything in me is Of Her
Nothing in me is Him
Yet everything in me is Of Him
Nothing in me is Them
Yet...

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This is what I mean
From his father he has had
Juicy humour genes

Jeans look so genial
Specially the Jeans turtle
At the Jeanie mart
 
Are you feeling low...

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Poe, Coleridge and Blake she read to me
A child of five sitting on her big sister’s knee

Lights out at night, but Shakespeare’s stories she told
Listening...

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Been a graphic designer since the age of eighteen
Now eighty and still at it which surely ain't routine
Still get high grades
Enjoy the accolades
This insatiable drive...

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I wish I had her genes...
She is so much prettier than I.
She has long, soft blonde hair,
and sparkling blue eyes.
But if I looked like her,
would...

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GENES.

Galloping in body
Gain characteristics
Gear up heredity
Govern peculiar traits
Ground parental glimpses
Gaily offspring reflect
Gadget for legacies.


Contest-PLEAIDES-G
Sponsor-Kim Merryman.
3/11/2016 ...

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Earlier in the day, dipped
into a little Thucydides,
and revived my memories of
Corinth and Corcyra.

Alliances and duplicity,
trophies taken and lost,
innocents slaughtered handily,
for revenge,
and thoughts of Syria
and...

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Sue bought 'skinny' jeans
In a plus size twenty six
It's quite ironic!

4th April 2017 ...

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Does life to anyone really make sense?
Or is all mankind really this dense.
God’s offer of wisdom and truth to man,
Even if accepted we seldom understand.

We’re...

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Treat every female with respect
Never let one suffer neglect
Your Family Tree
Makes it plain to see
That each one will somewhere connect!...

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'Like the silence that screams, cursing solitude...
whispers of faith sing patiently with prayers.'
           (Quoted by...

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