Best Fum Poems

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum
I smell the
fried sausages
bacon and eggs
fried bread, toast,
mushrooms and
tomatoes.

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum

Ismell the
Steak and kidney
pie, loads of potatoes
veggies galore and 
buckets full of gravy

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum
I smell the
Aftermath of beans
on toast, covered in
melted cheese, where
do I start the more I 
eat...

Continue reading...

These are a few rules of fum,
For one chum is... fum!
Even if you do smell the blood of an Englishman,
It is impolite to yell fee fie fo... fum!
One must never leave their house looking like a bum,
It is irreprehensible to always be... glum!
One must always...

Continue reading...

A giant college pledge to "Fee Phi" one day
Was not named "Fum" though he said so anyway
Don wanting to be "Fum"
Many thought was just dumb
He was a Fee Phi, Faux Fum's what they say!...

Continue reading...

What would I do if there were only one of me
and not this raucous house on sky high stilts
shouting Fe Fi Fo Fum
rooster proud and peacock pitchy
like Baba Yaga, with her chicken legs
but many more mice,
and they are all writing this poem
from inside a giants...

Continue reading...

Echoes everywhere
Stomp Stomp
Who’s there?
A Giant says he
Being tall
The Giants call
I can destroy
People are like toys
Looking over the colony
Think of me as your majesty
King high above
A tall tree
My footsteps are my mark 
Traces of where I have been
I am tall from the top to the end
Witty...

Continue reading...