Best Exam Poems

Here's egg in your face,
   friend
Go cry in your beer,
   dear
Time to clear out of here,
   quee--- 
             Oops!...

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EXAM MALPRACTICE

We are no saints, we haven't got holiness
Yet our steps can be retraced
Everyone there where he lacks 
For we're all for one and one for all

Many have been asked; they answered
Many have asked; they were answered
But if you've never been asked
And if you've never...

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We will sit at the tables in the entrance hall
Waiting patiently for the sea of white faces to arrive
Anxious, nerves are frayed  – and that’s just the staff!
Waiting to pass over that all-important piece of paper 
These grades will change their lives forever
And dictate...

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Before the "I do" she must choose
A man that does well in dance shoes
His psyche gives a clue
When employing step two
Ply him to the limit with booze...

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I want to pull my hair out and scream
why does school have to be so mean...

Packets upon packets thrown in my face
I wish my mother would get off my case.

It doesn't matter if there's A's or B's
Those aren't as important as my non-existent degree!

Why must...

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People not knowing fidget, look around the room knocking the table as they cradle their heads.
People knowing frantically write their thoughts, feet planted, eyes crossed with creases as information is translated from the calculator to their sheet.
Elbows, forearms planted on the desk occasionally, unconsciously scratching...

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I'm happy as poop, got the results of my brain scan
They had a hard time finding it when the scanner began
It sputtered and screeched
Till my bum it did reach
Out of place but 'twas an “all's well that ENDs well” exam

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Ding dong!
the warning bell
'only ten minutes left'
invigilator announces
so many problems are yet to be solved
passing remains a dream again
let me write a poem
before the next
ding dong.




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Placement:5th ; (June 2012)

By:kash poet

Contest:Sound of Emotion

Sponsor:Nette Onclaud

Date:30th May 2012...

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A doctor was checking a prostate.
When all of a sudden a noise made.
     It sounded like a zipper,
     The guy gave him a flipper.
Jumped up and demanded a rebate!!!...

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"How easy this maths exam will be,
How simple the maths to be done?"
You understood exactly what the teacher had taught,
Had taught before the test had begun.

On the board it was: ten plus two is… 
And then, what’s ten minus four.
On the board it was easy...

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A constant murmur,
with bickering voices
and occasional shriek of glee.
All when I'm trying to revise,
down in the library.



[written in 1988 - do they still have libraries in universities?]...

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The Exam
Holding a pen sweat running down
my cheeks
The piece of paper in front of me
looking like hieroglyphs
Stressed by my empty mind
I hear whispers behind
Time running out I look at the girl
sitting next to me
Under the illusion that she's in
control of her life
Religion tells us that...

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Exam blues





Midnight oil was burnt,
Entire syllabus well learnt,
In exam hall I went blank,
Looked around as a prank,
My friends had to bear the brunt!




Written May 26th, 2015
Dedicated to all students taking exams
© Dr. Upma A. Sharma...

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Analyze my eyes Mr.Optometrist
Tell me what you see ,
Read them better than how they read the letters on the wall
Believe everything you read ,
For they don't lack honesty
Like the mouth and its master.
Learn my deepest secrets
Then feed my curiousity so it will leave me alone
And...

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Exams come,go and come again..
But life is the exam main!
.
As candle is useful when it Melts..
Likewise,Life is life when it tilts..
.
Sun is nothing If doesn't get hot...
Similarly,life gets weal and woe a lot..
.
As,Necessity is the mother of invention...
Likewise,life seeks new emotions..
.
Exams continue till the last...

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