Best Customer Poems

I'm still waiting
How much time has elapsed
Think I'll read
While I'm waiting
I just read a chapter

I do believe my call is being answered
No, a voice on...

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Their 1:30 lunch—that is fine  
But I’m there at 1:29
They said you're too late
With glee closed the gate
So I filed a protest online
...

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Way back then
The customer 
Was always right
Today 
The customer
Is not always right

Is it really true? 
The customer
Is always right 
The customer
May believe
They’re always right
But in...

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"Thank you for calling ACME, INCORPORATED"
"For English, press 1"
"En Espanol, numero dos"
(Customer presses 1)
"If this is a business, press 1"
"If this is a residence, press...

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The bill declared, in bright red ink,
“Your payment’s overdue.
We’ll hand it to collectors
If your check’s not coming through.”

Insurance said they’d paid it;
Prior phone calls should’ve...

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Hi how are you?

          What seems to be the problem?

I’m so sorry about that.
  ...

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I took on a job I thought that I liked,
a service I have to provide.
Giving customers help with things that go wrong
always makes me feel...

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Hey you! Did you hear me?
I was talking but you ever won’t listen.
Hey babe I want to buy this!
Did I just see your eyes rolling...

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The Customer
                       ...

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Honestly, I admit that I hate you
With every fiber of my being,
Because, no matter what I try to do,
My efforts are not what you are...

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I timidly knocked on his office door,
covered my ears for his usual roar
as I knew he would let fly

THE ANSWER'S NO,
NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT...

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I ‘am scared of a customer
every time he comes to shop
he wraps his heart carefully
in a piece of red handkerchief
and hands  it over to...

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It was the work ethic that did it.
He just couldn’t get enough.
He would sit for hours and hours
Just contemplating the stuff
Until suddenly it was home...

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OUTBACK AUSTRALIA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Tis the aussie outback,
 a cocky walks a dusty shearing track,
to the only crackling phone for miles around,
climbing an old dead tractor...

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Hello, Dear, I trust the garbage in the road was picked up on Friday.
To add insult to the sweetness,
“I think it amusing there is a...

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