Best Cheat Poems

Toy Story characters argued ~ then Jessie told Woody to buzz off

he'd been caught flirting with Bo Peep ~ uh oh, Woody, you're in trouble deep

Jessie said she was leaving ~ couldn't get over Woody's deceiving

oh what a terrible end for the two ~ makes...

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You tell me not to lie,
Not to cheat or even steal,
But you did it all,
And left me no time to heal.
All that you have said,
Were all pretty lies,
You told me you'd be there,
Did that include the goodbyes?
I never cheated on you,
But you cheated on me,
With...

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You should be scared and aware
Your spine should tingle with fear
While I'm stepping through the door
A feeling of evils in my core
I know what I'm about to find
I'm running scenes through my mind
And not gonna walk away
I've been waiting for this day
Pushing the door open...

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Why do women cheat? 
Is it unintact relationships
Just looking to be swept off their feet
In search of intamacy or just 
sympathy

More Physical attraction
Is status or attentiveness
Are they looking for a one night 
stand...no wait a minute
Thats a man

A unfaithful man causes emotional 
damage that with...

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Why did you cheat on me?
At the time was she better?
Was her kiss a door
that opened to forever?
Did she feel you with love?
Or was that just infatuation?
Did she get a thrill
out of my humiliation?
If you weren't in love with her,
then why'd you do it?
Did you...

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You are my boyfriend,
And I love you!

But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
I've heard you've been cheating.
I'll knock off your head....

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TEACHERS are always on the lookout for CHEATERS!

Contest : Anagram One Liner 
Sponsor: Silent One

11th December 2015...

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Queen of Cheat
Queen of cheat
From head to feet
Born to fool around
With sight and sound
Trick people in and out
Convince them truth is a doubt
Good intention is ultimate justification
To mess up any relation
Innocent smile guilty eyes
Raise suspicion and many whys
Evil deep down hidden
False reasons given
Sneak to the...

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God simply made man and woman
to be together for the rest of their lives...
it's a blessing this heedless world
has not fully known;
and it's so rare nowdays
to see two people in love,
and promise each other to be faithful!
Is that all so impossible?

Real men don't cheat on...

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Michael had a problem, he watched a lot of ****.
So he decided to be spontaneous and buy himself a 
"More," said Michael as the prostitute made him lunch
"Next time you shouldn't shave because I like to carpet,"
Bunching up her panties and throwing them away.
Michael cheated...

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You stare into my eyes
and swear she's lying.
I want to believe you.
I'm really trying.
But it's happened before.
Why should I believe any more?
You mess around,
then promise never again.
Well the lies have to end.
The stress is killing me.
I can't take any more.
So I grab my things
and walk...

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Even in the dark, it doesn't feel right. 
Even in the silence, I know it isn't you. 
But I'm young, and I'm scared, 
And he gets me through. 
The first was lips, 
Just a sweet, common meeting. 
Only, I can't call myself his anymore.
It was...

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Everyone is struggling, in debt and dismay
Why would anyone consider voting Theresa May.
Answers a question with a question
She'll say what she needs to, to win her first election.
She doesn't care about you or me
Tax cuts for the rich that's all you'll see.
Teachers, nurses, doctors all...

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Why plagiarise

If you have an open

And creative mind,

Why waste your time

On rehashing others

Words or rhymes,

When you, I am sure

Have a unique take on life,

Paraphrase that’s OK,

Quote and credit

From whence it came

But plagiarising

Just seems to me

A waste of your talent

And in a way it cheats,

Those who...

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People tell rumours
Because they have bad motives 
They're jealous
They snatch from others
They're greedy
They're overbearing
They're mischievous
But I tell only because I'm careless
I'm simple, straight forward
I believe my senses
I believe what I see 
And so people pretend to be friendly
I believe what I listen 
And so people...

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