Best Bowling Poems

I once bowled a three hundred and one 
Someone told me that couldn't be done 
I said, "I've done it before... 
When I had bowled my high score... 
I had bowled a three hundred...and WON"...

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Two sisters it seems lived near Bowling Green;
Each a beauty in every way.
One fair it is told with hair of pure gold,
Eyes blue as the sky in May.

The other brunette, the lovely Collette,
With eyes a deep, warm brown.
Two beautiful girls with masses of curls,
The most...

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BOWLING FUN

Bowling can be fun
But – ball in
gutter?
Ball point reaches
pins

12 strikes – perfect
game
No strikes – dirty,
rotten shame
Ha, ha, aint this
fun?

Have another beer
When you can see
twenty pins
Bowling can be fun

My wife has beat me
She only weighs
one-twenty
Bowled her weight
plus ten



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pin's drive me crazy
the ten pins lazy.go down
let lying around...

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Roll the ball with utmost care
By the gutters if you dare!
Don't go slidding down the lane
Don't want to think of how much pain!
Of a lousy score beware!...

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My Name Is Roland, Do You Want To Go Bowling
              chosen to relate to  Richard Lamoureaux's Poem
              Best...

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Sunshine acres
long black shadows falling down.
sun-bowling alley...

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Bowling is a sport, It’s boring to watch.
If a person plays it,
He must be good at it.



©Demand4poetry
21 February 2013...

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Dude,
I’m going bowling tonight
Got my twinkle toe shoes,
and trusty hammer ball
Dude,
I’m gonna watch the pins all fall
So you can mark it,
Dude
Going bowling tonight,
it’s league tournament time
Get some shiny trophies that’s up for grab
Yeah, Dude ... you can also win some cash
I’m gonna beat that guy
who...

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Bowl the ball forward; not back
Someone's leg you just might crack!
Someone's ball is in the gutter?
Oh the things people will mutter!
Hoping you have the knack!...

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When I'm bowling I try not to fall
As my game plan I aim to recall
Well my form is so fine
Too close to the foul line
Seems my best shot is the gutter ball!





* For Linda-Marie's "Let's Limerick" contest...

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this is a game
the ease my pain
its insane
love the sound
its ir roll down
its better jump polling
i love
BOWLING...

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Something hit me hard and I thought maybe he would change
I needed the guy like a bowling ball falling on my head
Its not my fault that he’s checking out that girl as if he would change
I still have to much to give to waist my...

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B_ Boy grans too old to bowl gone is prowess
O_ Old grandma can't compete for agedness
W_ Wow! look at her go great accomplishment
L_  Look! great her walk is an advancement
I_  Interesting woman way past her prime
N_ Now she would flip the hour glass...

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love the game
play with my balls all the time
top man on the green...

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