Best Bleach Poems

social exercise 
of give and take
leaves happiness a gamble....

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bleach tastes nice
bleach tastes mice
bleach tastes spice
bleach tastes rice
bleach tastes dice
bleach tastes vice
bleach tastes slice
bleach tastes jesus crise
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Little do I care if bleach is generic
Or if fabric softener or detergent
Some bad personality flaws become chronic
Little do I care, if well you really meant

What brings me care is negative remarks spoken_
Harsh words pour forth like rain released kinetic
Energy, power released never to be...

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Immune to the virus, I am. 
I eat green eggs and ham. 
That I eat daily with a fork. 
Hah, science, I’m no dork!

I use Johnson & Johnson shampoo. 
So I’m topically vaxxed, immune too!
Sure add bleach in my drinking water. 
Since Covid can’t live...

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Loving a bleach blonde white girl will be the best thing that has ever happened to me. My love for a white girl will always be stronger than ever. It seems that I've got real feelings for this girl. The fact that day in and...

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“Deep, deep, deep. Listen and hear our faint gait.
Sanitation, fluorescent lights, and a PC pillow for smother.
Agree! Agree! Atone! Suck it in and suff-o-cate.
White-ness. Black. Ev’ry creed, faith, and color. Listen to Nanny State and call her your mother.”

A wilting flower and grass that’s mowed
Are...

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Blue Light Bulbs and a Bottle of Bleach and The Incandescent Must Win 
(part 1)
 					By: J.R. Wren

A wilting flower and a blade of grass
No presumptions of the way things ought to be
Feeding plenty on light through a tinted glass
Patiently waiting and resting in what...

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Bleach

I see you all have eyes
but I don't think you see anything.
I see you are all dressed in the flesh and the blood
but I don't think that you are real.
At least you don't want to be.
Your teeth don't even look real.
And they stink of bleach,...

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A bleach blonde white girl is so beautiful, so awesome, I so want to be with her. If this
beautiful white girl is a beautiful princess, then she deserves a crown or a tiara, and a
throne. She's the most beautiful creature I've ever seen. It seems...

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There once was a small beach full of bleach,

Each bottle held a silvery leech.

Those nasty leeches did hiss,

And they would readily kiss,

We carefully stayed out of their reach!...

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Water in a bubble bath
Forms a tide
A ring of salt
When the plug is pulled 
If baby oil is used 
And the towel won't dry
If it is folded up for aesthetic effect 
And the milk goes sour
And the butter melts if they are not put back...

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Dear Evangelicals,
 Did you drink the Kool aid,
or perhaps it was the bleach?
Now wanting to reelect a President
who should have been impeached!
What about those values that Christ did teach?
May be you no longer care about the Capitol police..
This monied man, an immoral leader 
whose prompted...

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They label me black
But that’s inaccurate
I’m just different shades of brown.
I’m looked at with disdain
Yet I’m the original creation
Version 1.0
Made for the harsh terrible world
Out of love and foresight 
Not pale, Not discoloured
Not burnt by the rays of a star on a bright sunny day
Yet...

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Now, if I  this model
And she just bleached her hole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'ma feel like an hole
I was high when I met her
We was down in Tribeca
She'll get under your skin if you let her
She'll get under your skin if you—...

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Many writers, poets and academics know how a beautiful
And striking alliteration is in a grammatical, congressional
Contextual and conventional debate or literary debacle
Like: blank blind badly bounced blue bowl
Oops! I meant to quote the beautiful Congresswoman
Jasmine Crockett, word for word, verbatim; man
I can never get it...

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