Best Black Friday Poems

black Friday
so long have detested you
traffic and shoppers
fighting over a cheap purse. . .
lost car in the parking lot...

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RUDOLPHS DEMISE

Rudolf reindeer lost his sight in one eye
Santa said you won't be able to fly
Also said you're getting old
To a butcher he was sold 
He ended up as red nose reindeer pie...

SPEEDING SANTA

A speed trap was set up on the highway
Cops waited for a...

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I won’t shop Black Friday
because I’m not ready
to fend for my life
in a scene rough and heady.

So call me a coward!
You won’t see me fight ‘em,
and risk getting maimed
for a much-desired item.



Date: November 28, 2019
Contest Title: McWhirtle Me
Sponsor: Charles Messina...

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Black Friday, Dark Day

You are coming. 
I checked the ads. 
I am ready. 
Wait?

No one needs, 
anything. 
Homeless…
are on the streets. 
Vets, without care. 

Angel moms that…
never stop crying. 
Angel fathers lost
between vengeance, 
and the effort, 
of forgiveness. 
not possible. 

Pray for the ones, 
trying...

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Off to the races, running...
from pillar to post,
from store A to Z.

a mad dash for...
sweet deals; the bright light
of sheer excitement...

grace the faces
of early shoppers.
'Tis that time again...

for bargain-hunting.
So good luck, if it's your thing.
Don't be left with slim pickings!



Date written: 11/29/2019...

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Bargains galore!
Lots of people out shopping
All looking for that special gift
Carrier bags bulging
Keep an eye on the spending

Frazzled tempers
Riots break out
I got the LAST one
Don’t ever want to go shopping again
All I want is to go home
Yipee  ... only 365 days till we do...

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Fists flying people crying
On this crazy day black Friday
What a disgrace as the hunter’s race
Christmas bargains with a punch in the face                   




Dozens of brawls and 999...

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Love your neighbor as you love yourself
What happened to our mind set?
She’s an infant not a cure for aids
She’s pure why forcefully snitch her virginity 
Respect our women you selfish men

South Africa you’ve made a name for yourself “rape capital” 
Let us unite against rape...

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<                     ladies ~ gentlemen ~ start those ...... engines
                ...

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Walking wounded 
in the mall,
so many, so joyless,
grimly marching from 
store to store.
So few with a dance
in their step.
Buying and not needing,
hoping things will change
their life.
Looking and wanting,
this really is Cibola,
a golden illusion,
all you could want, yet
you still age searching
for streets paved
with rubies
and a temple...

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The day after Thanksgiving I didn't have to work
So, I decided to do something which was kind of a quirk.

I thought I would do some early shopping
For those Christmas gifts that would be eye popping.

As I started my car to begin my store raid
Something went...

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Talk about a Christmas miracle I tell you it was just amazing,
The sale of the century and it set my charge card blazing.

Why they were practically giving the stuff away I couldn’t just turn and leave,
The prices were so Earth-shatteringly low it was impossible to...

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I'm Sleeping In On Black Friday  
  
By Elton Camp

Soon we will see Black Friday again 
Peace on earth, good will toward men

Start of the Christmas holiday season
Robs some folks of their sound reason

There’s no way that I’d enjoy 
Fighting over some scarce...

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Tainted Souls lost to
Consumerism -
Human debris
Stumbling
Tearing flesh for 
A crumb of pride....

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When the dark moon arises

And the neon signs beckon you to stare 

Do you venture out into this strange consumer shopping world 

Where ravenous shopping zombies await you if you dare

It is only for the very bold and the strongest 

Those who can get pushed...

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