Best Biscuit Poems

I am the enchanted poetry biscuit
No gravy, no butter, I look so bland
Staring at the fridge, will you risk it?
Sweep me away in your hot hands!

I’m so much more than last night’s pizza pie
Come on now, I dare you, take a bite
A radiant magic awaits...

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biscuit pizza joy
shrimp and scallop alfredo
cream soda delight...

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Once there was a man called John biscuit, the faith
“What you believe you are, you are” biscuit’s great faith
Come hell or high water
Shame, redicule no matter
Bloody biscuit what do you believe? Tell the truth....

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"You son of a biscuit!" That's me being clean.
I call others a "son of a biscuit" 
when I'm in the prescence of children especially,
when I really want to say, "You SOB!"
I get some pretty weird looks from they I "curse out," 
in front of children...

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Stop being suggestive
With that choccy digestive
Just stick it in your gob
And pass me a hob nob...

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Chocolate coffee biscuit brown
See the dusky girl in town
Coffee mocha honey skin
Amber eyes are full of sin.

Black is dark and white is light
In between for just one night
Precious saffron taste of wine
Violet scented rose divine 

Guilty pleasure, bittersweet
Enchanted eve where to worlds meet
Morning sunlight shining...

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DUNKING ONE'S BISCUIT  . . . 

Dunking one’s biscuit is more than a flippin’ skilled art
When getting it to one’s mouth without it falling apart

Timing is all-important here it needs to be not too soft
As you lift it from the teacup over to your...

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There was a Rubenesque gypsy from France,
Who made love to all the pirates of Penzance!
Alas~condemned to walk the plank.
Till she flashed her voluptuous, sun-tanned flank!
Captain so pleased~no plank,just asked,
His "Sea Biscuit" to dance! 


July 11, 2019
8:20pm PST


Formerly entitled His Sea Biscuit...

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The biscuit treaty

Ranting is what we do best
He thinks he’s right, but I am
With angry jibes we begin

Snippets of lashed tongue
Whip their way across the room
Pulling on his trigger

Fired bullets retaliate
Injured, still undefeated
I ponder my position

Another attack invoked
Flicker of realisation
Is there a need to endure

Realising...

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the snowflakes make your smile shine
i laugh softly as you try to catch one on your tongue
you are completely careless and totally unaware of life and what it is
six hours removed from leaving the hospital after your ninth heart surgery, 
i just let you be...

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Things were quiet, relaxed and calm, 
Things were rosy and fine,
Nothing was going to turn it around, 
Nothing from out or inside,

And then, from nowhere, her upper lip quaked, 
She hid a small grin out of view,
And her eyes softly scanned those all around, 
Her...

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Written a couple of years ago when we had to have one of our cats, Biscuit, put to sleep after kidney failure. We'd had him for nearly 20 years from a stray kitten ...

I remember a coat of spun gold
when he first came in from...

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Every Biscuit Has Its Day
By Tom Wright
8/8/2006

 I tossed a biscuit to my old hound, 
It conceptually then became a dog biscuit,

He refused to eat it
So actually that made it a bad dog biscuit,

He did bury it for later though
So technically I’d be correct in...

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(Sung To The Song "I Will Always Love You" By Whitney Houston...From the film..The Bodyguard)...(1992)


If you do stay
You'll be tempting me to your way
In the bin you now go
I can't risk having you here everyday

Coz I will want to eat you
I will want to taste...

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For one hundred and twenty-nine years McVities’ digestives have been eaten.
They are touted as good for digestion, and their chocolate version cannot be beaten.
Tesco, Doves Farm and Mark and Spencer have all jumped into the biscuit game.
Attempting to overthrow McVities as the number one, but...

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