Best Bad Day Poems

"It was 6 or 7 years ago
Or so I'd like to think
I traveled to my eye doctor..
(I should'a seen a "shrink"!!)

My dad and I we awaited
In a filled up waiting room
Patients all a'seat
Magazines all askew
There wasn't much to say there
There wasn't much to do...

Slowly I...

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The elves filled Santa's sack with toys
For all the good little girls and boys

When he lifted it up he used his back
Instead of his legs and he tore his sack

An elf gave a band-aid to Santa, their proctor
Santa said, "No, I need to go to...

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I don't know how could I wake up automatically in the morning
Without any assistance by an alarm set and or by a personal calling

I automatically wake up again in the morning, Huh, I have a new day, 
Something has been waiting for me for a...

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Bad Day for a Bike Ride
Dr. James E. Martin
©May, 2013

He rode his bike up the hill,
Amazed that he could do it still.
On the way down,
A surprise he found,
He experienced an unexpected spill....

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Today I had the roughest day that I have ever had.
Of all the crazy, wacky ones, this day’s been really bad.
It started when I first woke up and fell out of my bed.
I cut my scalp so deep the blood was dripping from my head.

I...

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Ye dirty son of a sea dog
Ye rotten pile o' bones
Ye'll see the end o' me cutlass
I'll intrrroduce ye to Davey Jones

Ye'll not be getn me treasure
For Ive the map ye see
Ill set ye adrift in a leaky skiff
And food for fish ye'll be

Me chest...

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Today got started with way too much pressure.
I could use a good stiff drink, with a hemlock chaser....

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It was an early fall day, some decades ago, 
When three of my boys were still young.
Looking forward that year to the Rochester Fair,
An event that was always good fun.

A promise from me I would transport them forth 
And attend this yearly event,
Where the food...

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I'm tired as heck my hair is a mess and my little brother is being a pest.

Work went bad my boss went off just because I had to take off.

My mom got mad my dad went beserk and my big sister is being a jerk.

And...

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bristle,coach whistles
a student athelete down
cpr started...

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You’re Having a Bad Day

Don’t scream and shout and pull your hair out
And don’t shed a tear for that bothers me dear
I’ll pick up the cat, put her in the back yard
Take the dog for a walk as that isn’t that hard
The house will be...

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Sally Sue Has A Bad Day

Little Sally Sue awoke one day feeling quite blue.
Her mom asked "Why, whats wrong with you?"
Sally replied, "If i only knew."

She looked in her closet and hated her clothes.
She looked in the mirror and hated her nose.
She looked all around...

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At farm
in barn.
Gosh darn!
Broke arm.

Slammed my left one at farm in barn door.
Can't drive home now. Gosh darn! Broke arm's sore....

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Today is a miserable day
Seemingly operatic in nature
But I feel it deep within me
I feel this void building up inside my chest
A malignant emptiness
The cause of my shallow breath

My tears dry in their ducts
Dapper attire cannot hide the discomfort
No one should see my pain
For any...

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Ye dirty son of a sea dog
Ye rotten pile o' bones
Ye'll see the end o' me cutlass
I'll intrrroduce ye to Davey Jones

Ye'll not be getn me treasure
For Ive the map ye see
Ill set ye adrift in a leaky skiff
And food for fish ye'll be

Me chest...

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