Best Ahs Poems
Holy HumorJehovah's Witness' Door Pamphlets
Pious
Fly-ahs
Catholic Church During Halloween
Scary
Mary
Scrabble Night With Missionaries
Wordy
Clergy
Preacher Owning at Dungeons & Dragons
Master
Pastor
Our Holiness the Dalai Getting a Text From His Ex
Lama
Drama
Sea Anemone Makes Amends
Moral
Coral...
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Categories:
ahs, faith, fun, funny, humorous,
Form:
Footle
In Blooming FieldsThere flows in the blooming fields of Master, Claude Monet
a tulip river that springs to life with each impassioned stroke
A painting into which butterflies would be tempted to stray
where flowers waft in currents, making oohs and ahs evoke.
A Don Quixotic windmill and an old farmhouse...
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Categories:
ahs, art,
Form:
Rhyme
The Grandest Little BalsamThere once was a little balsam
who was growing green and free,
And he hoped that he'd be taken
to be used as a Christmas tree.
He'd spent all of his early years
...
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Categories:
ahs, appreciation, christmas, nature, tree,
Form:
Rhyme
Pie Chart ChaosWhen Jill was asked to create a “Pie Chart”
She believed her teacher meant a la carte
Using a Lego set
Jill felt her goal was met
When she finished, there was not one spare part
Her project resembled a...
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Categories:
ahs, food, humor,
Form:
Limerick
An Ode To the ThighsThe mountain, it was steep.
The snow was very deep.
Caused involuntary “ahs”
from anyone who saw.
To get up to the top
was not some little hop.
It took tram, chair and poma
to tackle that big momma.
To start from the summit,
a near vertical plummet,
took the heart of a lion,
and left...
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Categories:
ahs, humorous, poetry, snow, sports,
Form:
Ballad
Nuclear MomAn imaginative world is what your storytelling formed.
I was just three years old when you begin my learning.
Innateness developed and a destiny manifested;
although mom, you stated you were not highly intelligent.
Oh, your whims and your ahs excited a child.
Carrie you put the sparkles in her...
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Categories:
ahs, angel, beautiful, best friend,
Form:
Verse
Holiday DangersHoliday Dangers
by Odin Roark
‘Tis greater to give than receive,
Begging the question: “Of what?”
Stuff remains the easy answer,
Cloaked in its brightly colored paper and ribbons,
Urging “Oohs...
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Categories:
ahs, christmas,
Form:
Free verse
Fireworks PantoumChildren squealed as others cried and grown ups simply clapped.
A giant Catherine wheel spiralled up and burst in flares.
Most colored pyrotechnics beneath the clouds got wrapped.
The ohs and ahs were heard as the sight dispelled all fears.
A giant Catherine wheel spiralled up and burst in...
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Categories:
ahs, firework,
Form:
Pantoum
1972, Butcher's CornerPainted ladies
Platform boots
Mini skirts
Stockings, garter belts
Low slung Vs
Bubbling over with mottled mummeries
Hanging around Butcher’s Corner
On the hook
The pray orbit
Slowing down, speeding up
Slow…gone
Around a corner, back again
Red car arrives
A Tom tentatively
Extends his...
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Categories:
ahs, life, on work and
Form:
Narrative
Do You See MeDo you see me ..
I grab a chord of air as if it was a violin
Approach pulsating swarms
Of cackling birds
As I move toward the horizon of my joy
As the skyline lies down in the distance
I lie down on the gravel
And the water flows over me
The...
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Categories:
ahs, feelings, leaving,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Feghoot Poetry - Before It's To Latewe must decide to stop pollution before it to late, natures struggling it won't wait!
misuse of fossil fuel, deforestation, habitat destruction, plastics, failing to recycle is sealing our fate!
that is what the green party environmentalists are always preaching, you bet their fretting!
climate...
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Categories:
ahs, pollution,
Form:
Topiary Comes To LifeNon descript hedge rows sculpted into ornamental animal
via botanical artist wielding pruning shears and chain saw
carved, limned and sculpted with wrist wrought voila uber
prestidigitatiously head turning botanical picturesque Sun
kist animals at an exhibition transformed miraculously via
Te Deum divine fist bumping, whence realistic...
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Categories:
ahs, appreciation, art, beauty, creation,
Form:
Poet“A poet’s pestilence – dash off from him away!
He is sickness and, because of this,
you, crazy, bring on home the plague
but you don’t know the verse bacillus is.
He’s garrulous, a tawdry trouble-maker,
plays rattle in the gaper’s front,
the rogue who wanna burn with water
and now...
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Categories:
ahs, social
Form:
Rhyme
Long PoemsLong Poems
What is it about long poems?
Won’t people read any more?
They certainly will not accept them for
An anthology, and that is a bore!
People write tiddley poems,
A couple of lines or Haiku
Expecting us all to say jolly good
Followed by Ahs! and an Oooo!
I...
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Categories:
ahs, funny, humorous, irony, poems,
Form:
Quatrain
Discerning DeceptionDiscerning Deception
Intuition and scrutiny, everything you need
Just read the following, if your sure you want to see
They're saying yes, while their head shakes no
Their hands are often moving around their face and throats
If they shrug their shoulders only one goes up
The...
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Categories:
ahs, betrayal, body, fear, humanity,
Form:
Rhyme