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Premium Member Holy Humor
Jehovah's Witness' Door Pamphlets

Pious
Fly-ahs

Catholic Church During Halloween

Scary
Mary

Scrabble Night With Missionaries

Wordy
Clergy

Preacher Owning at Dungeons & Dragons

Master
Pastor

Our Holiness the Dalai Getting a Text From His Ex

Lama
Drama

Sea Anemone Makes Amends

Moral
Coral...

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Categories: ahs, faith, fun, funny, humorous,
Form: Footle
Premium Member In Blooming Fields
There flows in the blooming fields of Master, Claude Monet
a tulip river that springs to life with each impassioned stroke
A painting into which butterflies would be tempted to stray
where flowers waft in currents, making oohs and ahs evoke.

A Don Quixotic windmill and an old farmhouse...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ahs, art,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Grandest Little Balsam
There once was a little balsam
     who was growing green and free,
And he hoped that he'd be taken
          to be used as a Christmas tree.

He'd spent all of his early years
 ...

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Categories: ahs, appreciation, christmas, nature, tree,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Pie Chart Chaos
When Jill was asked to create a “Pie Chart”
She believed her teacher meant a la carte
     Using a Lego set
     Jill felt her goal was met
When she finished, there was not one spare part

Her project resembled a...

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Categories: ahs, food, humor,
Form: Limerick
An Ode To the Thighs
The mountain, it was steep.
The snow was very deep.
Caused involuntary “ahs”
from anyone who saw.

To get up to the top
was not some little hop.
It took tram, chair and poma
to tackle that big momma.

To start from the summit,
a near vertical plummet,
took the heart of a lion,
and left...

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Categories: ahs, humorous, poetry, snow, sports,
Form: Ballad
Nuclear Mom
An imaginative world is what your storytelling formed.
I was just three years old when you begin my learning.
Innateness developed and a destiny manifested;
although mom, you stated you were not highly intelligent.

Oh, your whims and your ahs excited a child.
Carrie you put the sparkles in her...

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Categories: ahs, angel, beautiful, best friend,
Form: Verse



Premium Member Holiday Dangers
Holiday Dangers
                    by Odin Roark

‘Tis greater to give than receive,
Begging the question: “Of what?”

Stuff remains the easy answer,
Cloaked in its brightly colored paper and ribbons,
Urging “Oohs...

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© Odin Roark  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ahs, christmas,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fireworks Pantoum
Children squealed as others cried and grown ups simply clapped.
A giant Catherine wheel spiralled up and burst in flares.
Most colored pyrotechnics beneath the clouds got wrapped.
The ohs and ahs were heard as the sight dispelled all fears.

A giant Catherine wheel spiralled up and burst in...

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Categories: ahs, firework,
Form: Pantoum
1972, Butcher's Corner
Painted ladies 
Platform boots 
Mini skirts 
Stockings, garter belts 

Low slung Vs 
Bubbling over with mottled mummeries 
Hanging around Butcher’s Corner 
On the hook 

The pray orbit 
Slowing down, speeding up 
Slow…gone 
Around a corner, back again 

Red car arrives 
A Tom tentatively 
Extends his...

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Categories: ahs, life, on work and
Form: Narrative
Do You See Me
Do you see me ..
I grab a chord of air as if it was a violin
Approach pulsating swarms
Of cackling birds
As I move toward the horizon of my joy
As the skyline lies down in the distance
I lie down on the gravel
And the water flows over me
The...

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Categories: ahs, feelings, leaving,
Form: Prose Poetry
Feghoot Poetry - Before It's To Late
we must decide to stop pollution before it to late, natures struggling it won't wait! 
misuse of fossil fuel, deforestation, habitat destruction, plastics, failing to recycle is sealing our fate! 
that is what the green party environmentalists are always preaching, you bet their fretting! 
climate...

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Categories: ahs, pollution,
Form:
Topiary Comes To Life
Non descript hedge rows sculpted into ornamental animal 
via botanical artist wielding pruning shears and chain saw 
carved, limned and sculpted with wrist wrought voila uber
prestidigitatiously head turning botanical picturesque Sun
kist animals at an exhibition transformed miraculously via 
Te Deum divine fist bumping, whence realistic...

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Categories: ahs, appreciation, art, beauty, creation,
Form:
Poet
“A poet’s pestilence – dash off from him away!
He is sickness and, because of this,
you, crazy, bring on home the plague
but you don’t know the verse bacillus is. 

He’s garrulous, a tawdry trouble-maker,
plays rattle in the gaper’s front,
the rogue who wanna burn with water
and now...

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Categories: ahs, social
Form: Rhyme
Long Poems
Long Poems

What is it about long poems?
Won’t people read any more?
They certainly will not accept them for
An anthology, and that is a bore!
   
People write tiddley poems,
A couple of lines or Haiku
Expecting us all to say jolly good
Followed by Ahs! and an Oooo!

I...

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Categories: ahs, funny, humorous, irony, poems,
Form: Quatrain
Discerning Deception
Discerning Deception 

Intuition and scrutiny, everything you need 
Just read the following, if your sure you want to see 

They're saying yes, while their head shakes no
Their hands are often moving around their face and throats 

If they shrug their shoulders only one goes up
The...

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Categories: ahs, betrayal, body, fear, humanity,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry