Okay gonna clean up my act from this day forth
No more bawdiness, no talk of prosties of course
There once was this pretty whore
Oops, think I promised, I even swore
Well one more time or I'll poop myself heretofore
Sister Jan and I connected from the start
Our names are similar but that's only part
Both talk about farts
That's just for starts
Bawdiness is our absolute favourite form of art
There was a guy named Al who lost his smile
And being happy and cheerful was not his style
Until he met Dan
A real funny Man
He told jokes that would just amaze and beguile
There's a funny lady who goes by the name Jan
Who spreads out loads of laughter when she can
Her writes are about poop
Or bawdiness on the soup
But bringing joy to us soupers is her ultimate plan
6-3-17
A noble story one that ought to be our good host laughed and swore the games begun. Come match the knights tale if you can sir monk. To bellow arms and blood and bones he swore. A noble one I'll pay off the knights tale lets do this right. You tell yours by and by either I'll speak or go on my own way. Everyone listen but first i will propound that i am drunk i know it by my sound. For I'll tell a golden legend and a lie. Forget your ignorant drunken bawdiness it is a sin and great foolishness. Tell us of other things you'll find to lack i see you are angry with my tale but why. cuz you are a fool your head is overpowered by the wine. If you are not enjoying yourselves then cut off my head but as i drink my wine and ale. Whoever won't accept what i decide will pay for everything we spend along the ride. So hold up your hand if you accept my speech reflect a little and don't hold me to blame if you choose wrong don't lay it on my head. And both of them had bawdy tales to tell theirs no sense making earnest out of game.