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Baldness Poems - Poems about Baldness

Baldness Poems - Examples of all types of poems about baldness to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for baldness.

Premium Member The Seasons
Wintertime is cold, but nice - Water turns itself to ice. Springtime gets a little hotter - Ice turns itself back into water. Summer’s still hotter by degrees - You see green leaves on all the trees. Autumn gives us weather...Read the rest...
Categories: baldness, humor, seasons,
Form: Couplet
Hair No More
The hair on my head is no more. I lost it at age twenty-four. The X chromosome made useless my comb and brought shiny scalp to the fore....Read the rest...
Categories: baldness, hair, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Baldness For Beginners
What do you do if you lose a leg Put on an artificial one instead And if your eye sight needs improving Glasses are the thing to get them moving But alas if your hair is what’s missing Wearing a...Read the rest...
Categories: baldness, hair,
Form: Ballad


Premium Member A Cure For Baldness
If I had a cure for baldness. I'd grow lots and lots of hair. I'd want to look like Cousin ITT.. Or possibly Sonny and Cher.. I'd grow it to my ankles. I'd grow it to my knees. Comb it, and...Read the rest...
Categories: baldness, growth, hair, humor,
Form: Prose
Escape the Baldness
This is so random....O_O But gimmee a break--its two in the morning. ----------------------------- Upon dark cloaks billowing in the wind, We come across Death in all matters of sin, Kidnapped in a magic white truck, Driven into...Read the rest...
Categories: baldness, forgiveness, friendship, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme




Book: Shattered Sighs