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Baldness Poems - Poems about Baldness


Premium Member Baldness Counseling
Beware of the men in bald, they say. You’ll see them everywhere. They come in sizes, tall and short, upon their heads, no hair. The bald men come in thin, they say. They also come in fat. Their heads are found upon their necks, often, underneath a hat. It is much better, people say, to have hair upon your head. It doesn’t matter, the color, be...

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Categories: baldness, hair, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Seasons
Wintertime is cold, but nice - Water turns itself to ice. Springtime gets a little hotter - Ice turns itself back into water. Summer’s still hotter by degrees - You see green leaves on all the trees. Autumn gives us weather fair - But leaves the trees without their hair....

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Categories: baldness, humor, seasons,
Form: Couplet



Hair No More
The hair on my head is no more. I lost it at age twenty-four. The X chromosome made useless my comb and brought shiny scalp to the fore....

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Categories: baldness, hair, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Baldness For Beginners
What do you do if you lose a leg Put on an artificial one instead And if your eye sight needs improving Glasses are the thing to get them moving But alas if your hair is what’s missing Wearing a toupee will get you some ribbing So there seems no hope for a nude nut living Except shaving it all without apologies...

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Categories: baldness, hair,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member A Cure For Baldness
If I had a cure for baldness. I'd grow lots and lots of hair. I'd want to look like Cousin ITT.. Or possibly Sonny and Cher.. I'd grow it to my ankles. I'd grow it to my knees. Comb it, and braid it, and tease it.. Then laugh until I sneeze. If I had a cure for baldness. I'd make sure I had a...

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Categories: baldness, growth, hair, humor,
Form: Prose



Escape the Baldness
This is so random....O_O But gimmee a break--its two in the morning. ----------------------------- Upon dark cloaks billowing in the wind, We come across Death in all matters of sin, Kidnapped in a magic white truck, Driven into the night, Can’t escape the baldness and the fright! Drag our hearts to the land we long to see, Make the best...

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Categories: baldness, forgiveness, friendship, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme

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