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Armchair Poems - Poems about Armchair

Premium Member busybody armchair detective
busybodies might help catch criminals if they write down every type of car and license plate parked on their block and the blocks around their blocks it would be helpful too if they jotted down the drivers descriptions they could then be elevated from arm chair detectives…. to real detectives. I would be the first in line if I had any neighbors which...

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Categories: armchair, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Green Armchair
I was a pleasant, conscientious librarian, whose world consisted of books, As a world of fragrant beauty, can be found in the glossy, honeyed nooks. Although it was pleasant work and appealing, I was not so very well read, Like the imperial red sun which stains the skies, soon before we go to bed. Yet, I was bored and...

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Categories: armchair, adventure, books, fantasy, journey,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member On Armchair Politicians
Armchair politicians always provoke a laugh Spouting what they would do if they could, I’m supposing they’d never make a bad gaffe The world would go as they think it should. They have the answer to every bad situation Many years of practicing amateur diplomacy, Interestingly, they have little valid information Yet, are sure they could make better history. I tend to leave...

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Categories: armchair, history, how i feel,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Armchair Warriors
Armchair Warriors They sit in their high-backed armchairs behind their ominous desks. Fighting wars and hiding behind their outraged words. Words that condemn the actions of history. They criticize and condemn, with harsh words that judge Their poisonous pens send daggers straight to the heart. They gather all the strength they can muster. Somehow their feet never get dirty, and they never break...

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Categories: armchair, war,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Armchair Jock
I ran the 10K marathon. At once I knew I’d chosen wrong. My heart and lungs on fire, I thought I might expire. Next time I’ll safely watch from home. 9/03/2020...

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Categories: armchair, funny, humorous, race, sports,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member I Am An Armchair Detective
I am an armchair detective An armchair forensic anthropologist An armchair criminal investigator I solve every case; and quickly. I am an armchair forensic pathologist. An arm chair blood spatter analytic technician. I solve murder after murder On a daily basis....

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Categories: armchair, humorous, i am,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Stamps
Stamps, perforated passport squares, Took me oft where I wished to be On my own low budget world tour Warm, safely tucked in dad’s armchair. I loved to dream in dad’s warm chair A young wallflower who would dare Brave adventures safe in my head Free from boldness, courage, and dread. Flipping album pages happily, On safari in Kenyan lands Lions and leaping gazelles roamed...

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Categories: armchair, adventure, imagination, nature, travel,
Form: Free verse
If the Armchair Is Positioned Right
Sometimes if we are careful, Putting thought into how, And where we position our armchairs, We can see more than if we Were actually present when the event took place. The trouble is most of us fear ridicule, And never tell anyone what we have seen, While sitting in our armchair, And most now position their chair, In front of the TV or...

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Categories: armchair, allusion, analogy, cancer, character,
Form: Didactic
Premium Member The Armchair - Six
He wraps his arms around me Holding me close, Making me feel comforted, Comfortable, Soothed and reassured, Supported by his strong arms Sept. 29, 2019 for Caren Krutsinger's Brevity Poetry Contest No More Than Six Lines Poetry Contest...

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Categories: armchair, humor, symbolism, word play,
Form: Personification
Armchair Qua Laptop Traveler
Pennilessness disallows me luxury tubby globe trekker hence, my imagination takes me random places minus the hassles of any rubber necker gawkers always staring at major or minor crash test dummy ...

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Categories: armchair, adventure, africa, america, chicago,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member 2018 Fifa World Cup
Excitement is brewing for the play-off game, who to claim a podium close-up fame, winner of 2018 21st FIFA World Cup's name. Scheduling and planning their dream to cheer on their favorite team. Fans at the game watching united, dressed in their lucky sports team attire, delighted, cold, getting rained on, and excited. Television armchair football enthusiast muttering,...

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Categories: armchair, football,
Form: Rhyme
Another Armchair Moralist
Im talking with nobody listening, see, front line walking just like a refugee sentimental, old friend says I'm out of touch so hard to be gentle when handling the softer stuff you've seen this face before, You remember...

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Categories: armchair, conflict, confusion, friend, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Football's Armchair Quarterback
Armchair quarterback Television is his game He knows how to win. (January 23, 2011 Wausau, Wisconsin) (c) Copyright 2011 by Christine A Kysely, All Rights Reserved...

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Categories: armchair, sports
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Armchair Quarterback
Armchair Quarterback Television is his game Tons of snacks and beer He always calls the right plays If they'd listen, they would win! (January 23, 2011 Wausau, Wisconsin) (c) Copyright 2011 by Christine A Kysely, All Rights Reserved,...

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Categories: armchair, sports
Form: Tanka
Premium Member My Armchair Day
(Warning) You need to watch english daytime t.v to really get the drift............. Another day breaks, I open my eyes It’s still rather early but I feel I must rise Into the bathroom a little unsteady I’m sure I’ll come round as I’m getting ready. Out the window I sit and stare A cup of tea and in my chair. The day...

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Categories: armchair, funnyday, time,
Form: Rhyme

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