Anus Poems - Poems about Anus

...At the foot of Burgos’ Castle Looking toward its beautiful Cathedral I learned what it means: "To tide down by the pylon" Or "to go down to the Moor Muza." From waist down It was the first tim......Read the rest...

... The married want a divorce. There's a cowboy who can't ride a horse. The lonely want to be loved. The guilty don’t want to be judged. The kids want to grow-up. ......Read the rest...

... Crypto Redeemer is here Thanks to the golden votes That the Moor And the silver ones that the cow . His republican and sacred fascist people Turned into horrendous braying, stunning He burst......Read the rest...

...Mr Narrow Neck Mr Narrow Neck inherited from his ancestors a bleeding anus. ......Read the rest...

...T -shirt man took his cell phone for a walk his mutt, was just a four-legged after-thought sniffing out an angel from the wildflower troughs... but T-shirt man jerked him by the neck over and ove......Read the rest...

...Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist Nonetheless this bard **** videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude courtesy Kaitlyn Gilsenan, PA-C a moost deal height full......Read the rest...

...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......Read the rest...

...Shriek permeates bones break Zigzwang with miasma tang No one is saying anything I’m going insane Crossroads to make a deal Instead his scalp I peel Elitist swine high on the mantle Pleas to ......Read the rest...

... ‘Hey stomach,’ says anus, ‘Would you cut the crap.’ “It’s not me,’ stomach says; ‘I won’t take the wrap. It’s what they’re eating, So blame teeth and mouth. I’m innocent,’ says stomach, ‘F......Read the rest...

...RED SEA At the mouth I lay splayed blood trickling, slowly dripping into soft mud or red Akashic ink mud of my anus, ink of my sacred septum white flags drench......Read the rest...

... Janus god symbolizing beginnings and endings, grants wishes one may regret A full Wolf Moon peaks illumination the 25th, rising from the horizon at sunset New Year’s Day is c......Read the rest...

...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins courtesy healthy helping of prunes linkedin to derrière issuing melodious flatulence classical tunes, yo......Read the rest...

...I’m always bolted to a floor Often I live in a tiny room And when I hear the door lock I pray they’ll spray some air perfume! I doubt you ever would believe The anus stories I cou......Read the rest...

...Pity the fool who lives by numbers He counts his sheep while the sagacious slumbers Imagines triangles equal or obtuse Then numbers his thoughts by hypotenuse. He dreams of trig and long di......Read the rest...

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......Read the rest...