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Anus Poems - Poems about Anus

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited
...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited Upteenth instance where yours truly experienced assault upon hindquarters. A worse hellish fate than perdition and the closest in......

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Categories: anus, abuse, adventure, anger, angst,
Form: Free verse
THE CHEVALIER OF BURGOS
...At the foot of Burgos’ Castle Looking toward its beautiful Cathedral I learned what it means: "To tide down by the pylon" Or "to go down to the Moor Muza." From waist down It was the first tim......

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Categories: anus, adventure,
Form: Free verse



WITHOUT STRESS
... The married want a divorce. There's a cowboy who can't ride a horse. The lonely want to be loved. The guilty don’t want to be judged. The kids want to grow-up. ......

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Categories: anus, life,
Form: Rhyme
CRYPTO REDEEMER
... Crypto Redeemer is here Thanks to the golden votes That the Moor And the silver ones that the cow . His republican and sacred fascist people Turned into horrendous braying, stunning He burst......

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Categories: anus, allegory,
Form: Free verse
Mr Narrow Neck
...Mr Narrow Neck Mr Narrow Neck inherited from his ancestors a bleeding anus. ......

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Categories: anus, humor,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Green Water Avalanche
...T -shirt man took his cell phone for a walk his mutt, was just a four-legged after-thought sniffing out an angel from the wildflower troughs... but T-shirt man jerked him by the neck over and ove......

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Categories: anus, dog,
Form: Free verse
Everyone nose especially Al R Gee I haint no otolaryngologist
...Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist Nonetheless this bard **** videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude courtesy Kaitlyn Gilsenan, PA-C a moost deal height full......

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Categories: anus, adventure, angel, appreciation, blessing,
Form: Rhyme
Defecation accidentally clogged
...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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Categories: anus, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing,
Form: Free verse
Inspirational Music
...Shriek permeates bones break Zigzwang with miasma tang No one is saying anything I’m going insane Crossroads to make a deal Instead his scalp I peel Elitist swine high on the mantle Pleas to ......

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Categories: anus, anger, confusion, corruption, crazy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Division Of Neighbor
... ‘Hey stomach,’ says anus, ‘Would you cut the crap.’ “It’s not me,’ stomach says; ‘I won’t take the wrap. It’s what they’re eating, So blame teeth and mouth. I’m innocent,’ says stomach, ‘F......

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Categories: anus, analogy, betrayal, body,
Form: Rhyme
RED SEA
...RED SEA At the mouth I lay splayed blood trickling, slowly dripping into soft mud or red Akashic ink mud of my anus, ink of my sacred septum white flags drench......

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Categories: anus, allegory, body, color, courage,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Welcome January
... Janus god symbolizing beginnings and endings, grants wishes one may regret A full Wolf Moon peaks illumination the 25th, rising from the horizon at sunset New Year’s Day is c......

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Categories: anus, celebration, january,
Form: Rhyme
Rigorous Sphincter Ani Externus Muscle Workout
...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins courtesy healthy helping of prunes linkedin to derrière issuing melodious flatulence classical tunes, yo......

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Categories: anus, 12th grade, absence, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Toilet
...I’m always bolted to a floor Often I live in a tiny room And when I hear the door lock I pray they’ll spray some air perfume! I doubt you ever would believe The anus stories I cou......

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Categories: anus, humorous,
Form: Personification
Math
...Pity the fool who lives by numbers He counts his sheep while the sagacious slumbers Imagines triangles equal or obtuse Then numbers his thoughts by hypotenuse. He dreams of trig and long di......

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Categories: anus, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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