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Funny Age Poems

These Funny Age poems are examples of Age poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Age Funny poems written by international poets.


Favorite actors, aging
Inspired by the YouTube’s videos

I watch the aging actors’ faces
Part of my youth, of there and then
The ruthless time erases traces
To waypoint stops, us younger...

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© Ed Kay  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age,



Time Is a Funny Thing
Time is a funny thing.
When you’re watching the hands of the clock,
they slow down like the sudden halt of an earthquake.
Like water filtering out its...

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Categories: addiction, age, death, life,

Pretty
Since high school I’ve been trying to be pretty.

New clothes.
New friends.
New personality .

Being less nerdy. 
Less of who I used to be way back when.

But...

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Categories: 10th grade, age, anxiety,

Forgetfulness
I have lost my spectacles
I can't read or write without them
I search my table, drawers, bed and selves 
I am totally helpless and at a...

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Categories: age, confusion, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member A Life Well Lived, Lived Well
Can you stack your chunks of memory, like me 
In tiered stacks of stories... free to see? 

Woven from far time to now, in soft...

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Categories: adventure, age, celebration, freedom,



failed humans
Failed humans

The forest he traveled had many paths 
there was always something new to see
like a white tree that once wanted to be
the tallest one in...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, adventure, age,

through the ages
Through the Ages

I'm back in the streets of my childhood
no, there is no fanfare I have lived long
in a place with warmer hearts
Here, where I...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: absence, abuse, age, courage,

The Fountain of Old Age
Hi how are you?
Is it really you?
You used to look magnificent 
but now you look so different!


I must confess
that I guess 
that all those late...

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© Ryan Sms  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, funny,

Premium Member I used to be able to
I used to be able to run full steam all day with little sleep
Now I can barely walk unless I have a little cat nap
because...

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Categories: age,

Chaos and Being
Our entire universe is of chaos
endlessly churning away,
So how the  do you expect us apes
To find meaning each day
While we're burning and learning and...

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Categories: age, dark, funny, introspection,

Premium Member Walk softly Ode to my walking stick
Loyal companion carved from a sturdy oak.
This eternal gratitude will never be revoked.
You've been there for me more then
some human folk.
I think I may be...

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Categories: 1st grade, age, funny,

An Utter Lack of Pants
My strung-out limbs grow like plants
Head in the clouds, toes with the ants 
Branches sprout, leaves strewn about,
Now I’m walkin’ ‘round with an utter lack...

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Categories: age, growing up, humor,

You have two different faces and that's okay
Kinda weird you were.
Some days you were absent but then really funny.
You were like a blank white sheet, every little thing poeple wrote on your...

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Categories: age,

Gummy on solana
In the realm of Solana, a gummy's in charge,
A silly meme that's living large.
It's making folks rich, breaking the mold,
Turning regular folks into millionaires bold.

A...

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Categories: age, 12th grade, 4th grade,

Loretta Devil ---- to the tune of Cruella Devil
Loretta Devil
Loretta Devil
She thinks she's queen of the hill
When she's hitting that herb at will
The smack of her lips, the glaze in her stare
All the...

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Categories: age, crazy, funny, health,


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