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Pissy-Pants

I announce a decree, overactive bladder, pee frequently. I must haste to and fro, because I just really have to go. Gangway, vacate the loo, or I'm going to splash all over you! I wear industrial size diapers that are pricey, I'm a human waterfall, how dicey. Aging isn't easy, I know this poem is cheesy, but I still can do a little dance, as I've nicknamed myself, "Pissy-Pants!"

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 4/26/2025 9:46:00 PM

Adorable! (O.K., sort of adorable). Definitely resonates with me, Regina. That panicked race to the john is all too familiar. ~ Diaper-Les 4 Now

Regina Elliott
Date: 4/27/2025 6:11:00 AM

Sunday morning greetings, Gershon. I have a sophomoric sense of humor, lol! But I figure it's the least offensive of the varieties of potty humor. Aren't our aging bladders great, lol!

Joe Dimino

Date: 4/26/2025 8:45:00 AM

Far from dry humor:) -- gushingly funny, Regina. I know. I don't travel where their are no easily accessible restrooms. And never seem to empty entirely. The golden years...Geez! Blessings my friend.

Regina Elliott
Date: 4/27/2025 6:13:00 AM

Hi Joe, aren't our aging bladders great, lol! Sunday morning blessings to you. :)

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/25/2025 10:26:00 PM

Lol, getting older sucks big time Regina, only last night I saw an ad on TV for tena pants for men so you're not alone. Hope you're keeping well,enjoy your weekend. Tom

Regina Elliott
Date: 4/27/2025 6:17:00 AM

Hi Tom, Sunday greetings to you and your family. Aren't our aging bladders wonderful, lol! I have some pretty sophomoric humor, lol! Blessings :))))

Tom Woody

Date: 4/25/2025 2:42:00 PM

Oof! Sorry to hear it. Tmi?

Regina Elliott
Date: 4/27/2025 6:23:00 AM

Sunday morning greetings to you. I have a sophomoric sense of humor, lol! But I think urinary incontinence is one of the lesser offensive varieties of potty humor. Aging challenges can be funny. A good day to you and your family. :)

Lin Lane

Date: 4/25/2025 2:42:00 PM

Regina, I've never noticed anything pissy about you when interacting with anyone. Now... those pants of yours... that's a different story!

Regina Elliott
Date: 4/27/2025 6:26:00 AM

Sunday morning greetings to you! I have a sophomoric sense of humor, lol. May you have an inspirational and creative day. :))))