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Absent Minded Poems - Poems about Absent Minded


Premium Member Absent-Minded
The husband Opened The door And went out He went Down The flight Of stairs On the way He forgot As to what He was out to do He forgot Where he was Headed For… So, he climbed All the stairs Back up to his home And rang the bell Finding him empty-handed His puzzled wife asked: “Has the dairy Run out of milk?”...

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Categories: absent minded, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Craziest Time Under the Bottle
Scene beneath is utterly true Veracious (ridiculous) account Told by me from baby eye view, - Utterances she was without Eighth day in the cold bright realm, hungry again Feeds feature...

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Categories: absent minded, baby, conflict, grandmother, humor,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Blonde - Absent Minded Or Fair
BLONDE – ABSENT MINDED OR FAIR? CLIENT Goodness, gracious me, Come over here and see, How did you dare, You have no flair, My hair now’s dark, It should be fair, You’ve cut too much, Let go don’t clutch, I asked for just a trim, You said your name is Kim? Kim, you’ve made a mess, I must confess. I wanted fair and long, Hello –ding dong!, Can’t you even hear, My...

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Categories: absent minded, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Absent-Minded Hank
Thar was once an old buckaroo named Hank, Who was very absent-minded and lank. He told his hoss to skedaddle, Fergittin' to mount the saddle. 'Twas not...

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Categories: absent minded, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The Absent Minded Octogenarian
An octogenarian visited his doctor 'I think I'm getting senile” he said The doctor replied “I don’t think you are senile Let’s look for a different diagnosis instead” “But I keep forgetting to do up my fly” The old man said “After I’ve been for a pee” The doctor smiled and then replied “Not opening your fly before you start, that’s senility”...

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Categories: absent minded, funny
Form: I do not know?



Absent Minded Mantis
I can't remember Where did I leave my car keys? Please don't drink and drive For Carolyn's Contest...

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Categories: absent minded, funny
Form: Haiku
Absent-Minded Guy
The overhasty mind gets cluttered often losing concentration, not doing chores or things rationally, but overloading itself with unneccesary thinking; it happens to me sometime, leaving the car key inside the ignation! Imagine my grumpy mood... I get very skittish and to get that out, it'll take a sleight of hand! Once I made a delicious barbacue chicken, and left it on the grill on low...

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Categories: absent minded, confusion, family, funny
Form: Free verse

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