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Yuan Oranaga-Taunga Was Here

Don Johnson Yuan-orang We was in Coles a shopping center, The wild man from Borneo appeared, He reared up an started spraying Yuan Oranaga-Taunga was here Followers in their blue-gum robes, With bark a prickling round their ears, With dollar coins attached to ear lobes, Dodged and sidestepped as they savoured Uric acid and sweet urea, Holy-man was gesticulating, Gonads flashing so sincere, Red hairy waistcoat ever stating, Yuan a Tanga was the seer, Deported then he was so, Dropped by parachute we hear, Back to the wilds of Borneo, Thought blinking Wombats bloody *****… Don

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Date: 10/5/2013 8:18:00 AM
Very different.. interesting.. cleverly penned piece Don. Enjoyed this xx
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Date: 10/4/2013 6:58:00 PM
Wow! Now that is a shopping 'trip'.
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Date: 10/4/2013 3:33:00 AM
- I hope it was just a dream ...... nightmare .... lol. - Well written, Don! - Have a nice weekend. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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