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Your Breath

I see a green, slimy smog coming from your mouth It smells so bad, it should have come from down south You smile like it's no big deal If bad breath was a move in wrestling, you could go for the kill I give up, so I will wave the white flag Don't breathe my way, your breath makes me gag I will stay upwind to avoid the wave of the breath attack Do you eat fresh onion and garlic as a snack? Febreeze won't help neutralize you We can solve this with a mouth full of Gorrilla Glue If that don't work you be outside the bio dome Get the hint? Your parents don't even invite you home There is no me and you as friends Your breath is like time, it never ends The female deer would not breed with you if you were a stag Move on, move out, your breath makes me gag

Copyright © | Year Posted 2008




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