You'Ll Laugh So Hard Yaz Mite Bight Ya Tonge

"so ya wants a story from when Captain Mike was young" "well you'll laugh so hard you might bite ya tonge!" when I was a young lad trying to make a start "I got with an Idea!" while composing a fart I didn't want to work hard to be rich started washing boats with a little sail's pitch thought if I opened there'd be a big mob the turth of it I couldn't even buy a job would start every morning at 8 o clock and try to wash a boat down on the dock the business start was such a pain boats where being washed by just the rain after two months, no money to dangle I started looking for a new angle I loved the world I'm never mean I desided to take my business green then it happend as sudden as a cough "the whole darn thing just took off!" with ten employee's and two 2 hire I finaly got the money I desire "It was my angle!" it wasn't luck even had two vans and a truck then like planned every where I go into my pockets the money would flow alot of profit for a dirty deed "I made it all with a little bird seed!" by Captain Mike!