You Know Your Fat

You know your fat When Candy is on the top of your food pyramid Your spouse hits the ceiling when you lie down to bed The love seat becomes your chair All you can eat buffet becomes a dare Five XXXXX does not fit You take a whole row on a jet You go outside and block the sun Walking the rector scale begins to run You have an intervention at the drive through Looking down you can't see your shoes Stepping on the scale a white flag appears Your third chin hides your full beard A candy bar is your tooth pick Snacking before third breakfast does the trick You know your fat When Omar the tent maker richly retires You realize this body is not what you desire You can get in shape Do it for you and lose that weight