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Wile E Coyote

My name is Wile E. Coyote and I fall off cliffs. Some consider it misfortune, the Road Runner considers it a gift. Those damn Acme products never work. When they backfire, I look like a jerk. I'm getting sick and tired of always suffering bodily harm. If I wasn't a cartoon character, I would've bought the farm. People find my antics amusing but I don't think it's funny. Why could I only talk when I starred with Bugs Bunny? If I live to be thirty, I'll never chase the Road Runner again. My broken bones have convinced me to be a vegetarian.

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Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 9/29/2011 8:52:00 AM

I am very happy to have been able to read your poetry today Randy. I do not have a lot of words to comment on it but I want you to know I did read it. Every poem as with every poet has a different meaning and I do not wish to misinterpert your poetry. I do love reading poetry here and I get inspiration from others poetry which enables me to write new poetry myself. There are lots of wonderful people who give great comments here and I hope they all read your poetry and comment. Love, Carol

Tony Lane

Date: 9/28/2011 1:23:00 PM

I'm glad that I read John's comment. I was doing the same thing. How about this from Ralph Phillips. "Sometimes I think that I'm the road runner." Tony

John Smith

Date: 9/28/2011 1:06:00 PM

Beep! Beep!...Zooooom! Gotcha again! Too much fun.