which planet shall we relocate to

Mars is too hot Saturn is freezing her snot. Pluto is tooting its gold Neptune is way too old Jupiter is almost ready Let’s go there, suggested my steady Venus snickers a bit Mercury threw her bi-polar fit Which one has hospitality? Come down to earth and reality There is space creature life on Venus we were told They eat you too, so you do not have burden of growing old This did not in any way appeal to me I visited the keeper of the Milky Way galaxy What suggestions can you make? I asked Relocating to a new planet is a dubious task.