Whacky Tobaccy

I smoke my whacky tobaccy quite regularly. I smoke my whacky tobaccy along with my morning coffee and just before lunch so I can bring on the munchies. A day doesn't go by without it being indulged by I. A little whacky tobaccy. I smoke it on the job. I smoke it at home. I smoke it with others. I smoke it alone. I smoke it whether or not I'm having a good or bad head. I smoke it when I have trouble sleeping, just before going to bed. I smoke it to deter me from smoking cigarettes. Between those two smoking evils, whacky tobaccy is the less. I smoke it everyday and every night. I smoke it when I need to increase my appetite. The only major thing bad about whacky tobaccy that I must admit is that you can get arrested for using or possessing it. I smoke it for pleasure, medicinally and also because it's a vice. It still damages your health and that's never cool or nice, but it's a health risk that rarely yours truly occasionally takes. I smoke it when it's there, but if it's not, I take long breaks and before you know it, it's a habit long gone that I don't even miss until someone approaches me and asks, "Hey Dude, Ya want a hit off this?"