weird even to us fowl

I have heard of crows and crones But these old geezers are overblown over dressed with suits that squeak beady eyes, scrawny necks, and beak are they from the barnyard then? Their necks all wrinkled to their chin I have heard of crows and crones But these are ugly as crawdad gnomes it’s weird you say that said the chicken they are abnormal roosters, hearts a tick’n we call them Slim and Slam for fun They walk real slow, neither can run They appeared out of nowhere in the fall They are scrawny and weird added pig Paul They do not talk, whistle, peep or talk Weird to even us fowl, added the chicken hawk.